February 3

Melissa Joy Mills roomie "Ok..putting my ipod headphones in to sleep."
Me "I'm just waiting for the night when I wake up to you strangling yourself on the cord...well on second thought I probably won't wake up because I'm a pretty deep sleeper...."
February 3 at 11:45pm

Melissa Crandall My FHE Brother: "If my mission call doesn't come this next week, I'm going to throw myself off the top of the SWKT!"
February 3 at 11:42pm

Jillian English "You're toast! Yea verily burnt toast!"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Debbie Meyers Barr And "All it takes is one good party to change the world."
"Didn't Ghandi say that?"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Debbie Meyers Barr "All the girls in my ward are lesbians. Why else wouldn't they like me OR my roommate?"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Katie Barker (In RS, talking about the upcoming Indexing competition) "Indexing increases your chances of getting married by 800%"
February 3 at 11:20pm

Barrett Johnson "stick that in your spiritual pipe and smoke it" -- brother Livingstone.
February 3 at 11:15pm

Candice Michelle Perry "I'm pretty sure the testing center is the only place outside of Hell where you can't take your scriptures."
February 3 at 11:11pm

Melissa Joy Mills Let me get this straight: you choose soup, over a woman?" "Have you tasted that soup?"
February 3 at 10:59pm

Melissa Joy Mills CHEM 105..."Caesium and Rubidium...the dog's nuts of the periodic table!"
February 3 at 10:56pm

Alexis Lupton My name of my TA for Book of Mormon is Joseph Smith
February 3 at 10:54pm

Whitney Thayne Overheard two boys walking towards the JSB:
Boy 1: Ugh. There's never enough time between classes to go pee!
Boy 2: Just get a bladder buddy!
February 3 at 10:53pm

Whitney Thayne Master Sergeant Gandy: "Hey Hotdogs!" Referring to the cadets.
February 3 at 10:52pm

Kimber Albrechtsen "If he breaks up with me, I'll just go on a mission."
February 3 at 10:48pm

Maret Smith In response to a DU article about geothermal energy: "I DON't like geothermal energy. I like COAL! It's cheap, efficient, and it's bad for the Earth!"
February 3 at 10:42pm

Kassi Miller "I just can't see him as my eternal companion..."
February 3 at 10:39pm

Joy Liberatore Prof. Sederholm: "When you're a counseler you GIVE COUNSEL!"
February 3 at 10:32pm

J.J. Gibbons Girl crying into her friend's shoulder: "He......said.....he prayed about it...."
February 3 at 10:28pm

Janae Wallace Professor Oaks: "It's hard to be a person..."
February 3 at 10:26pm

James Nish Man #1: First dates to sporting events are good.
Man #2: Yeah to scope out the girl, see how she responds, she if you click with her
Man #1: Foreals. And if I don't like her I can pretend to be a real man and like sports and pay attention to the game, and not her.
Man #2: Yeah! I can't wait for the next home basketball game!

(are these real men?? haha j/k)
February 3 at 10:24pm

Bev Storrs "Obama Lied, Granny Died"
February 3 at 10:24pm

Janae Wallace Professor Dallin Oaks: "The person trying to convince you is NOT an amoeba!"
February 3 at 10:23pm

Cassie Haslem Guy talking LOUDLY on phone in very public place: "And then we can get married, because you make me see things as they truly are."
Same guy a few moments later when he walked by again:"Why don't we get married?!"
I sure hope that worked out for him...
February 3 at 10:22pm

Michele Rivera i decided that professor hal black needed a fan page....so i made one....add it...
February 3 at 10:22pm

DenaLee Pack haha love this page; so a lot of the rumors about BYU are true....
February 3 at 10:19pm

Amanda Bruce overheard phone conversation "It is BYU, people are going on dates"
February 3 at 10:14pm

Corrine Fiso Dr Dabczynski in class: girls it doesn't have to look like you are applying to be the next relief society president, boys no spiral bound notebooks, when in doubt ask a girl!
February 3 at 10:13pm
Mikell Sanders I don't know if this qualifies as "overheard", but it was definitely an "only at BYU" kind of thing: There was a dance a few weeks ago called the EE/EE dance, for Electrical Engineering majors (nearly all guys), and Elementary Education majors (nearly all girls). So great.
February 3 at 10:10pm

Jeannette Thompson girl: i need to study! i have to go learn about the law of chastity for class.
guy: i could teach you ;)
February 3 at 10:10pm

Devin Sabin Dr. Burnett "If you look at someone in the face, almost everything you see is dead"
February 3 at 10:02pm

Sasha Hansen Random boy in the library discussing majors he can switch to is considering facts like this, "I hear dance majors have the highest marriage rate. . . "
February 3 at 10:02pm

Lynn Durham In my Near Eastern Archeaology class, Dr. Johnson said, "Let's look at the city Uruk. We'll call the people the Uruk hai!"
February 3 at 9:41pm

MaCall Ovard "Repentance is not better than kissing."
-Bro. Swift
February 3 at 9:39pm

MaCall Ovard "So here's what we do, we put you in a cage with a lion...but we give you everything you need..." -Random people overheard in the Wilk
February 3 at 9:38pm

Camille Evans PDBio Professor: "There are a lot of shenanigans in science."
Two girls by Kimball Tower, "If I have to make out with a guy, it better be one I like!"
February 3 at 9:36pm

Erin Langlois "How is it even possible for the BYU chocolate milk to be so good? They must, like, put the spirit in it or something..."
February 3 at 9:33pm

Merilee Kartchner this is THEE best page i have ever added. HILARIOUS
February 3 at 9:16pm

Maren Eargle I heard a girl talking to two boys about how her mom made them all go vegan for a while, and then decided they should be vegetarian because of the Word of Wisdom. (Vegan being a little too extreme.) Then one of the boys said, "I'm a carnivore."
February 3 at 9:01pm

Overheard @ BYU After seeing the posts from today, I want to throw a question out there: Who do you think is the most quote-worthy teacher?
February 3 at 8:59pm

Martha Rallison "Nobody
in my family believes in witches...but I've heard stories from other
countries, and there's got to be something behind it. Those things
don't happen by themselves..."
February 3 at 8:58pm

Kate Bodenhorn Guy: "I have a friend who's an actual pirate."
Girl: "Like, ARRRRR?"
February 3 at 8:33pm

Skyler Crouch I was in the produce aisle at the Creamery on 9th tonight. One female employee came up to her female co-worker and asked her how her evening was going. The first girl replied "I've made out all night." I think the look on my face was priceless.
February 3 at 8:32pm

Tiffany Nicole Jackman I don't want to die, then in the millennium, end up being married to some chick 3000 years older than me. We'll have nothing to talk about.
February 3 at 8:25pm

Céline Coenen Boy 1:" Are you going to the ward activity on Friday?"
Boy 2: "No, I didn't even know there was an activity..."
Boy 1: "WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHURCH?"
February 3 at 8:09pm

Brandon Turpin A girl is sitting down studding, writing notes...
Guy comes up: Are you writing me a love note?
Girl looks up: um.. Nope!
Guy: Oh thought you were, and walks off!
February 3 at 8:08pm

Michaela Peringer a married couple, talking about curse words:
man: a curse word is a curse word, it doesn't matter which one it is.
woman: I don't think hell is on the same level as the f-word. Hell is like a one level sin and the f-word is a ten level sin.
man: there aren't levels of sins, show me THAT doctrine.
woman: well, that's like s...aying that murder is the same as making out too much.
man: ... what's wrong with that?
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February 3 at 7:32pm

Hannah Bush one girl speaking on the phone, "it's not like you're marrying his family, just him."
oh how wrong she is!
February 3 at 7:25pm

Kimberly Heuer Girl on the phone: "I hate snow. I hate it. And I hate dating. I hate dating and snow and also boys."
-kinda made me wonder what she was doing at BYU, haha
February 3 at 7:24pm

Jenna Bothwell After bio 100 @ 9
Guy 1: Dude, you're asking me so many questions; it's still really early.
Guy 2: Ha, the price is right is already over, so time to be up!
Guy 1: Yeah, that's how I used to start my day. As soon as the price is right was over it was time to be awake!
February 3 at 6:03pm

Lauren Bytheway 2 guys in the bookstore: "Do I want to take her on a date to make out with her, or do I want to take her out to marry her? Why are those my only options?!"
February 3 at 5:58pm


Jessica Hoffmann Dr. Carroll in Marriage Prep:
"Why do we call it 'falling in and out of love?' It makes it sound like a booby trapped hole with a trampoline in the bottom!"
February 3 at 5:35pm

Hannah Edmonds random couple talking(i assume about someone else) "i don't know if i want to stay with you. if this is what you want, the whole mormon family thing..."
February 3 at 5:26pm

Brooke Alexa Whitney Guy stops Girl.
Guy: Hey. Aren't we related?
Girl: Yeah! We're like cousins, or something
February 3 at 5:01pm

Bro. Bott in Mission Prep- Good bible bashing is like the best crack/cocaine out there. Try it sometime and you will know what I mean
February 3 at 4:59pm

Garrett Kundis Lady at a BYU Mens Basketball game where they had guys during half time dunking the basketballs off of trampolines, "Oh my good gollie gosh sakes!! That was bonkers!" hahaha My friends and I could NOT stop laughing!
February 3 at 4:50pm

Morgan Lowe Professor Nelson in Human Development on faulty research methods- "Statistics is a lot like bikinis- what they reveal is suggestive but that they conceal is vital".
February 3 at 4:48pm

Kelsie Carver Brother Bott in mission prep- I know a lot of you have done anatomy by brail... well knock it off, repent, and DON'T SIN ANY MORE!
February 3 at 4:46pm

Rebekah Andelin Haha, but despite these hilarious comments, BYU is still the best! :)
February 3 at 4:35pm

Craig Yugawa brother bott in mission prep when someone asked about ncmos. "you wouldn't want someone licking off all the chocolate of your candy bar before you ate it."

February 3 at 4:34pm

Rebekah Andelin Random boy on the way to chem:
"If I have a thing for a girl and then see her wearing those (referring to rain boots), it's all over. I mean, what is she? Five?" :)
February 3 at 4:31pm

Kelsey Clark oh BYU!...once I heard two guys on a bench say, "and then she held me hand...so do I call her?" The next day I heard a girl talking to her friend and she asked, "So you're dating Jared then?" The friend answered "Ummm, well yeah, but Idk" the girl replied, "OH, it's one of those things huh?"
February 3 at 4:30pm

Kelsie Carver In
Human Development Dr. Walker was explaining the limitations of
preoperational thought in children. To help us better understand she
asked, "if I gave you all pink glasses and set a glass of milk on the
table what color would the milk be?" In unison the class responds
"White", except the girl next to me... who matter-of-f...actly said "Pink!" haha Dr. Walker then went on to explain how a child's mind would say the milk is pink. :]
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February 3 at 4:21pm

Marci Nelson B: How old are you?
G: Seventeen.
B: ....uh when do you turn eighteen?
G: In a month
B: K see you then.
February 3 at 4:13pm

Jacqueline Grange On the bus: "I'm not gonna ask her on the third consecutive date..."
February 3 at 3:42pm

Carree Britt this is the best page I've ever faned haha
February 3 at 3:25pm

Alex Ackerman Girl whispering in the library, "If all of these boys just barely got home from their missions they're like 21-22 right? Then why are they already balding?"
February 3 at 3:21pm

Hannah Edmonds Brother Wilkes- "I want you all to get high."
February 3 at 3:07pm

Brian Hayes Girl in testing center line "Have you been a sly dog?" She then went on to explain a sly dog, "Stays in apartments after curfew, kisses boys..."
February 3 at 3:02pm

Tracy Marie Larson Dr Wilson's BoM class talking about spiritual prisons. "We all know about prisons. We have them in our families. They're called time-outs. It's like, 'Go! Get in that time-out! Yeah, get in the closet!'" I'm glad I never had a time out with him...
February 3 at 2:59pm

Taylor Atkinson My buddy Kyle: "It's not my fault she was young."
February 3 at 2:22pm

Davis Russ fetchin flippin fudge fetchin fetchin fetchin
February 3 at 2:21pm

Krissy Hall My 220A teachers response to a picture of a sea snail, "That's dang pretty, spelled with a 'M'"
February 3 at 2:16pm •

Krissy Hall My 220A teacher said "Its funny how 5% of girls get asked out and the others will probably make better wives."
February 3 at 2:15pm

M Ruthless Bascom CS142 Teacher: "My family decided not to secularize Christmas by making it all about the presents. Instead we celebrate Hannukah. My kids like it because now they get eight days of presents instead of one. I like it because we sold out their holiday, not ours."
February 3 at 2:13pm

Madalyn Rodney "Alright, see you later Hyrum!"
February 3 at 1:25pm

Kelly Elizabeth Haight My BOM teacher once talking about the prostitute in 2 Nephi: "She's basically the crack-whore of Isaiah time"
February 3 at 1:23pm

Megan Knobloch Before church: "Hey man, check out the nib on this pen--so small I can write 3 LINES of notes between verses."
February 3 at 1:13pm

Anneke Morgan Majors my roommate and I chatting with the token non-mormon guy in our apartment complex.

Him: You can wear that? What about your Mormon undergarment?
My roommate: (explains tersely about when and why people wear garments and that she doesn't have them yet)
Him: Well, then come back and see me in a couple years and I want to see your... I mean. Ah! Wait, no...
February 3 at 12:33pm

Shelley Denison These are way back from the week before my freshman year.

Saturday night at Wal-Mart with my mom, we hear a guy singing "Saturday is a special day..."
A few nights later on campus, we pass this bit of conversation: "Well, it's not technically a casserole because you don't bake it."
February 3 at 12:32pm

Connor Harrison Oh man. I don't go here. But this helps to make my personification of BYU even better. This fan page is bomb though. Love it.
February 3 at 12:32pm

Carrie Carlson My roommate overheard this one in the wilk:

1st girl: Are you still living with [girl 1]?
2nd girl: No, she got married last semester.
1st girl: Oh. So you're still living with [girl 2]?
2nd girl: Yeah, but she's getting married next week.
1st girl: Oh cute! ... so you're still living with [girl 3]?
2nd girl: No. She already has a BABY.
February 3 at 12:20pm

Lauren Campbell guy walking in front of the JFSB with some friends, waves to a girl, and turns to his friends and says: "I think I've made out with that girl before"
February 3 at 12:18pm

Jacob Anderson Female anatomy student: What this thing right here?
TA: That would be the penis.
February 3 at 12:12pm

Kimberly Heuer Joke I over heard in the BYU bookstore
Guy: What do you call an ocean of noodles?
Girl: Um... I give up
Guy: A pasta sea (as in apostacy)
(followed by ridiculous amounts of laughter)
February 3 at 11:53am

David Page New Testament professor on conference falling on Resurrection (he says Easter is a pagan name) Sunday: "If I hear a talk on tithing, or something other than Jesus, I'll stand up and scream...then I'll get kicked out of the choir (Mo-Tab)!"
February 3 at 11:11am

Jewel Pfaffroth In the bookstore, a guy eating candied almonds and obviously pleased exclaimed, "These are God's nuts!"
February 3 at 11:11am

Omaruddin Ahmad Syed Malik world religions teacher "will the real jesus christ please stand up"
February 3 at 10:43am

Clark Keele Guy walking outside the Wilk. "I used to look at a girls face first, but the other day I realized the first place I look is her left hand."
February 3 at 10:41am

Taylor Thomas Dr. Bergeson after being asked "What if I did bad on the test, is there still hope?": "The future is bright. There are lots of tests in your future."
February 3 at 10:17am

Alec Bracken In my mission prep class when we were preparing questons to ask investigators, one kid in our class "so how does it make you feel that you don't have a prophet and you have been living in sin?"
February 3 at 10:14am

Natalie Peterson my physical science professor: "So, I showed you that piece of trivia 'cause I wanna shoot things, and I was thinking about bullets."
February 3 at 10:11am

Devin Stoker Bio 100 Professor: "This is how I remember the diference between mitosis and meiosis. I can say Mei-O-sis which makes me think Oh! My O-varies!"
I don't think I will ever be able to forget meiosis now.
February 3 at 10:06am

Bryce Jordan Edmondson A friend of mine heard a couple girls talking and their conversation went something like this... "Girl1: Do you know how you can tell BYU is better than Utah? Girl 2: how??? Girl 1: because because the Book of Mormon missionaries give out are blue with gold accents not red" ....Go Cougs
February 3 at 9:02am

Alessandra Perkins Music 202 during a discussion of Charles Dickens: "I'm going to call him Brother Charles because I am sure he has accepted the Gospel."

February 3 at 8:43am

Garth Chamberlain girl to some random guy infront of JFSB: "I'm the fourteenth of fifteen kids!!". Guy's response: "No WAY! I'm the twelth of sixteen kids!!!". Only at BYU...
February 3 at 8:25am

Jory Dexter Woodis Behind 3 guys walking from Creamery to Campus: Guy 1: "Did you see the Dr. Pepper in the soda machine at the Wilk? Guy 2: "yeah, but it was totally weak sauce...diet caffeine free...more like NURSE Pepper..." Guy 3: "yeah, or DENTIST Pepper..."
February 3 at 8:24am

Jyssica D Lamb Random girl sitting at table in wilk: Aachu!
Random boy at another table in wilk: Bless you.
Girl: Thanks (big smile)
Boy: You busy friday?
Girl: no (even bigger smile)
Boy: Wanna go out?
Boy and girl both exit together immediately following.
hahahaha only at BYU i swear! haha
February 3 at 2:32am