Melissa Joy Mills roomie "Ok..putting my ipod headphones in to sleep."
Me "I'm just waiting for the night when I wake up to you strangling yourself on the cord...well on second thought I probably won't wake up because I'm a pretty deep sleeper...."
February 3 at 11:45pm
Melissa Crandall My FHE Brother: "If my mission call doesn't come this next week, I'm going to throw myself off the top of the SWKT!"
February 3 at 11:42pm
Jillian English "You're toast! Yea verily burnt toast!"
February 3 at 11:39pm
Debbie Meyers Barr And "All it takes is one good party to change the world."
"Didn't Ghandi say that?"
February 3 at 11:39pm
Debbie Meyers Barr "All the girls in my ward are lesbians. Why else wouldn't they like me OR my roommate?"
February 3 at 11:39pm
Katie Barker (In RS, talking about the upcoming Indexing competition) "Indexing increases your chances of getting married by 800%"
February 3 at 11:20pm
Barrett Johnson "stick that in your spiritual pipe and smoke it" -- brother Livingstone.
February 3 at 11:15pm
Candice Michelle Perry "I'm pretty sure the testing center is the only place outside of Hell where you can't take your scriptures."
February 3 at 11:11pm
Melissa Joy Mills Let me get this straight: you choose soup, over a woman?" "Have you tasted that soup?"
February 3 at 10:59pm
Melissa Joy Mills CHEM 105..."Caesium and Rubidium...the dog's nuts of the periodic table!"
February 3 at 10:56pm
Alexis Lupton My name of my TA for Book of Mormon is Joseph Smith
February 3 at 10:54pm
Whitney Thayne Overheard two boys walking towards the JSB:
Boy 1: Ugh. There's never enough time between classes to go pee!
Boy 2: Just get a bladder buddy!
February 3 at 10:53pm
Whitney Thayne Master Sergeant Gandy: "Hey Hotdogs!" Referring to the cadets.
February 3 at 10:52pm
Kimber Albrechtsen "If he breaks up with me, I'll just go on a mission."
February 3 at 10:48pm
Maret Smith In response to a DU article about geothermal energy: "I DON't like geothermal energy. I like COAL! It's cheap, efficient, and it's bad for the Earth!"
February 3 at 10:42pm
Kassi Miller "I just can't see him as my eternal companion..."
February 3 at 10:39pm
Joy Liberatore Prof. Sederholm: "When you're a counseler you GIVE COUNSEL!"
February 3 at 10:32pm
J.J. Gibbons Girl crying into her friend's shoulder: "He......said.....he prayed about it...."
February 3 at 10:28pm
Janae Wallace Professor Oaks: "It's hard to be a person..."
February 3 at 10:26pm
James Nish Man #1: First dates to sporting events are good.
Man #2: Yeah to scope out the girl, see how she responds, she if you click with her
Man #1: Foreals. And if I don't like her I can pretend to be a real man and like sports and pay attention to the game, and not her.
Man #2: Yeah! I can't wait for the next home basketball game!
(are these real men?? haha j/k)
February 3 at 10:24pm
Bev Storrs "Obama Lied, Granny Died"
February 3 at 10:24pm
Janae Wallace Professor Dallin Oaks: "The person trying to convince you is NOT an amoeba!"
February 3 at 10:23pm
Cassie Haslem Guy talking LOUDLY on phone in very public place: "And then we can get married, because you make me see things as they truly are."
Same guy a few moments later when he walked by again:"Why don't we get married?!"
I sure hope that worked out for him...
February 3 at 10:22pm
Michele Rivera i decided that professor hal black needed a fan page....so i made one....add it...
February 3 at 10:22pm
DenaLee Pack haha love this page; so a lot of the rumors about BYU are true....
February 3 at 10:19pm
Amanda Bruce overheard phone conversation "It is BYU, people are going on dates"
February 3 at 10:14pm
Corrine Fiso Dr Dabczynski in class: girls it doesn't have to look like you are applying to be the next relief society president, boys no spiral bound notebooks, when in doubt ask a girl!
February 3 at 10:13pm
Mikell Sanders I don't know if this qualifies as "overheard", but it was definitely an "only at BYU" kind of thing: There was a dance a few weeks ago called the EE/EE dance, for Electrical Engineering majors (nearly all guys), and Elementary Education majors (nearly all girls). So great.
February 3 at 10:10pm
Jeannette Thompson girl: i need to study! i have to go learn about the law of chastity for class.
guy: i could teach you ;)
February 3 at 10:10pm
Devin Sabin Dr. Burnett "If you look at someone in the face, almost everything you see is dead"
February 3 at 10:02pm
Sasha Hansen Random boy in the library discussing majors he can switch to is considering facts like this, "I hear dance majors have the highest marriage rate. . . "
February 3 at 10:02pm
Lynn Durham In my Near Eastern Archeaology class, Dr. Johnson said, "Let's look at the city Uruk. We'll call the people the Uruk hai!"
February 3 at 9:41pm
MaCall Ovard "Repentance is not better than kissing."
-Bro. Swift
February 3 at 9:39pm
MaCall Ovard "So here's what we do, we put you in a cage with a lion...but we give you everything you need..." -Random people overheard in the Wilk
February 3 at 9:38pm
Camille Evans PDBio Professor: "There are a lot of shenanigans in science."
Two girls by Kimball Tower, "If I have to make out with a guy, it better be one I like!"
February 3 at 9:36pm
Erin Langlois "How is it even possible for the BYU chocolate milk to be so good? They must, like, put the spirit in it or something..."
February 3 at 9:33pm
Merilee Kartchner this is THEE best page i have ever added. HILARIOUS
February 3 at 9:16pm
Maren Eargle I heard a girl talking to two boys about how her mom made them all go vegan for a while, and then decided they should be vegetarian because of the Word of Wisdom. (Vegan being a little too extreme.) Then one of the boys said, "I'm a carnivore."
February 3 at 9:01pm
Overheard @ BYU After seeing the posts from today, I want to throw a question out there: Who do you think is the most quote-worthy teacher?
February 3 at 8:59pm
Martha Rallison "Nobody
in my family believes in witches...but I've heard stories from other
countries, and there's got to be something behind it. Those things
don't happen by themselves..."
February 3 at 8:58pm
Kate Bodenhorn Guy: "I have a friend who's an actual pirate."
Girl: "Like, ARRRRR?"
February 3 at 8:33pm
Skyler Crouch I was in the produce aisle at the Creamery on 9th tonight. One female employee came up to her female co-worker and asked her how her evening was going. The first girl replied "I've made out all night." I think the look on my face was priceless.
February 3 at 8:32pm
Tiffany Nicole Jackman I don't want to die, then in the millennium, end up being married to some chick 3000 years older than me. We'll have nothing to talk about.
February 3 at 8:25pm
Céline Coenen Boy 1:" Are you going to the ward activity on Friday?"
Boy 2: "No, I didn't even know there was an activity..."
Boy 1: "WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHURCH?"
February 3 at 8:09pm
Brandon Turpin A girl is sitting down studding, writing notes...
Guy comes up: Are you writing me a love note?
Girl looks up: um.. Nope!
Guy: Oh thought you were, and walks off!
February 3 at 8:08pm
Michaela Peringer a married couple, talking about curse words:
man: a curse word is a curse word, it doesn't matter which one it is.
woman: I don't think hell is on the same level as the f-word. Hell is like a one level sin and the f-word is a ten level sin.
man: there aren't levels of sins, show me THAT doctrine.
woman: well, that's like s...aying that murder is the same as making out too much.
man: ... what's wrong with that?
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February 3 at 7:32pm
Hannah Bush one girl speaking on the phone, "it's not like you're marrying his family, just him."
oh how wrong she is!
February 3 at 7:25pm
Kimberly Heuer Girl on the phone: "I hate snow. I hate it. And I hate dating. I hate dating and snow and also boys."
-kinda made me wonder what she was doing at BYU, haha
February 3 at 7:24pm
Jenna Bothwell After bio 100 @ 9
Guy 1: Dude, you're asking me so many questions; it's still really early.
Guy 2: Ha, the price is right is already over, so time to be up!
Guy 1: Yeah, that's how I used to start my day. As soon as the price is right was over it was time to be awake!
February 3 at 6:03pm
Lauren Bytheway 2 guys in the bookstore: "Do I want to take her on a date to make out with her, or do I want to take her out to marry her? Why are those my only options?!"
February 3 at 5:58pm
Jessica Hoffmann Dr. Carroll in Marriage Prep:
"Why do we call it 'falling in and out of love?' It makes it sound like a booby trapped hole with a trampoline in the bottom!"
February 3 at 5:35pm
Hannah Edmonds random couple talking(i assume about someone else) "i don't know if i want to stay with you. if this is what you want, the whole mormon family thing..."
February 3 at 5:26pm
Brooke Alexa Whitney Guy stops Girl.
Guy: Hey. Aren't we related?
Girl: Yeah! We're like cousins, or something
February 3 at 5:01pm
Bro. Bott in Mission Prep- Good bible bashing is like the best crack/cocaine out there. Try it sometime and you will know what I mean
February 3 at 4:59pm
Garrett Kundis Lady at a BYU Mens Basketball game where they had guys during half time dunking the basketballs off of trampolines, "Oh my good gollie gosh sakes!! That was bonkers!" hahaha My friends and I could NOT stop laughing!
February 3 at 4:50pm
Morgan Lowe Professor Nelson in Human Development on faulty research methods- "Statistics is a lot like bikinis- what they reveal is suggestive but that they conceal is vital".
February 3 at 4:48pm
Kelsie Carver Brother Bott in mission prep- I know a lot of you have done anatomy by brail... well knock it off, repent, and DON'T SIN ANY MORE!
February 3 at 4:46pm
Rebekah Andelin Haha, but despite these hilarious comments, BYU is still the best! :)
February 3 at 4:35pm
Craig Yugawa brother bott in mission prep when someone asked about ncmos. "you wouldn't want someone licking off all the chocolate of your candy bar before you ate it."
February 3 at 4:34pm
Rebekah Andelin Random boy on the way to chem:
"If I have a thing for a girl and then see her wearing those (referring to rain boots), it's all over. I mean, what is she? Five?" :)
February 3 at 4:31pm
Kelsey Clark oh BYU!...once I heard two guys on a bench say, "and then she held me hand...so do I call her?" The next day I heard a girl talking to her friend and she asked, "So you're dating Jared then?" The friend answered "Ummm, well yeah, but Idk" the girl replied, "OH, it's one of those things huh?"
February 3 at 4:30pm
Kelsie Carver In
Human Development Dr. Walker was explaining the limitations of
preoperational thought in children. To help us better understand she
asked, "if I gave you all pink glasses and set a glass of milk on the
table what color would the milk be?" In unison the class responds
"White", except the girl next to me... who matter-of-f...actly said "Pink!" haha Dr. Walker then went on to explain how a child's mind would say the milk is pink. :]
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February 3 at 4:21pm
Marci Nelson B: How old are you?
G: Seventeen.
B: ....uh when do you turn eighteen?
G: In a month
B: K see you then.
February 3 at 4:13pm
Jacqueline Grange On the bus: "I'm not gonna ask her on the third consecutive date..."
February 3 at 3:42pm
Carree Britt this is the best page I've ever faned haha
February 3 at 3:25pm
Alex Ackerman Girl whispering in the library, "If all of these boys just barely got home from their missions they're like 21-22 right? Then why are they already balding?"
February 3 at 3:21pm
Hannah Edmonds Brother Wilkes- "I want you all to get high."
February 3 at 3:07pm
Brian Hayes Girl in testing center line "Have you been a sly dog?" She then went on to explain a sly dog, "Stays in apartments after curfew, kisses boys..."
February 3 at 3:02pm
Tracy Marie Larson Dr Wilson's BoM class talking about spiritual prisons. "We all know about prisons. We have them in our families. They're called time-outs. It's like, 'Go! Get in that time-out! Yeah, get in the closet!'" I'm glad I never had a time out with him...
February 3 at 2:59pm
Taylor Atkinson My buddy Kyle: "It's not my fault she was young."
February 3 at 2:22pm
Davis Russ fetchin flippin fudge fetchin fetchin fetchin
February 3 at 2:21pm
Krissy Hall My 220A teachers response to a picture of a sea snail, "That's dang pretty, spelled with a 'M'"
February 3 at 2:16pm •
Krissy Hall My 220A teacher said "Its funny how 5% of girls get asked out and the others will probably make better wives."
February 3 at 2:15pm
M Ruthless Bascom CS142 Teacher: "My family decided not to secularize Christmas by making it all about the presents. Instead we celebrate Hannukah. My kids like it because now they get eight days of presents instead of one. I like it because we sold out their holiday, not ours."
February 3 at 2:13pm
Madalyn Rodney "Alright, see you later Hyrum!"
February 3 at 1:25pm
Kelly Elizabeth Haight My BOM teacher once talking about the prostitute in 2 Nephi: "She's basically the crack-whore of Isaiah time"
February 3 at 1:23pm
Megan Knobloch Before church: "Hey man, check out the nib on this pen--so small I can write 3 LINES of notes between verses."
February 3 at 1:13pm
Anneke Morgan Majors my roommate and I chatting with the token non-mormon guy in our apartment complex.
Him: You can wear that? What about your Mormon undergarment?
My roommate: (explains tersely about when and why people wear garments and that she doesn't have them yet)
Him: Well, then come back and see me in a couple years and I want to see your... I mean. Ah! Wait, no...
February 3 at 12:33pm
Shelley Denison These are way back from the week before my freshman year.
Saturday night at Wal-Mart with my mom, we hear a guy singing "Saturday is a special day..."
A few nights later on campus, we pass this bit of conversation: "Well, it's not technically a casserole because you don't bake it."
February 3 at 12:32pm
Connor Harrison Oh man. I don't go here. But this helps to make my personification of BYU even better. This fan page is bomb though. Love it.
February 3 at 12:32pm
Carrie Carlson My roommate overheard this one in the wilk:
1st girl: Are you still living with [girl 1]?
2nd girl: No, she got married last semester.
1st girl: Oh. So you're still living with [girl 2]?
2nd girl: Yeah, but she's getting married next week.
1st girl: Oh cute! ... so you're still living with [girl 3]?
2nd girl: No. She already has a BABY.
February 3 at 12:20pm
Lauren Campbell guy walking in front of the JFSB with some friends, waves to a girl, and turns to his friends and says: "I think I've made out with that girl before"
February 3 at 12:18pm
Jacob Anderson Female anatomy student: What this thing right here?
TA: That would be the penis.
February 3 at 12:12pm
Kimberly Heuer Joke I over heard in the BYU bookstore
Guy: What do you call an ocean of noodles?
Girl: Um... I give up
Guy: A pasta sea (as in apostacy)
(followed by ridiculous amounts of laughter)
February 3 at 11:53am
David Page New Testament professor on conference falling on Resurrection (he says Easter is a pagan name) Sunday: "If I hear a talk on tithing, or something other than Jesus, I'll stand up and scream...then I'll get kicked out of the choir (Mo-Tab)!"
February 3 at 11:11am
Jewel Pfaffroth In the bookstore, a guy eating candied almonds and obviously pleased exclaimed, "These are God's nuts!"
February 3 at 11:11am
Omaruddin Ahmad Syed Malik world religions teacher "will the real jesus christ please stand up"
February 3 at 10:43am
Clark Keele Guy walking outside the Wilk. "I used to look at a girls face first, but the other day I realized the first place I look is her left hand."
February 3 at 10:41am
Taylor Thomas Dr. Bergeson after being asked "What if I did bad on the test, is there still hope?": "The future is bright. There are lots of tests in your future."
February 3 at 10:17am
Alec Bracken In my mission prep class when we were preparing questons to ask investigators, one kid in our class "so how does it make you feel that you don't have a prophet and you have been living in sin?"
February 3 at 10:14am
Natalie Peterson my physical science professor: "So, I showed you that piece of trivia 'cause I wanna shoot things, and I was thinking about bullets."
February 3 at 10:11am
Devin Stoker Bio 100 Professor: "This is how I remember the diference between mitosis and meiosis. I can say Mei-O-sis which makes me think Oh! My O-varies!"
I don't think I will ever be able to forget meiosis now.
February 3 at 10:06am
Bryce Jordan Edmondson A friend of mine heard a couple girls talking and their conversation went something like this... "Girl1: Do you know how you can tell BYU is better than Utah? Girl 2: how??? Girl 1: because because the Book of Mormon missionaries give out are blue with gold accents not red" ....Go Cougs
February 3 at 9:02am
Alessandra Perkins Music 202 during a discussion of Charles Dickens: "I'm going to call him Brother Charles because I am sure he has accepted the Gospel."
February 3 at 8:43am
Garth Chamberlain girl to some random guy infront of JFSB: "I'm the fourteenth of fifteen kids!!". Guy's response: "No WAY! I'm the twelth of sixteen kids!!!". Only at BYU...
February 3 at 8:25am
Jory Dexter Woodis Behind 3 guys walking from Creamery to Campus: Guy 1: "Did you see the Dr. Pepper in the soda machine at the Wilk? Guy 2: "yeah, but it was totally weak sauce...diet caffeine free...more like NURSE Pepper..." Guy 3: "yeah, or DENTIST Pepper..."
February 3 at 8:24am
Jyssica D Lamb Random girl sitting at table in wilk: Aachu!
Random boy at another table in wilk: Bless you.
Girl: Thanks (big smile)
Boy: You busy friday?
Girl: no (even bigger smile)
Boy: Wanna go out?
Boy and girl both exit together immediately following.
hahahaha only at BYU i swear! haha
February 3 at 2:32am
Saturday, February 27, 2010
February 2
Stacy Mero Guy on phone: "Mom, I am TWENTY-FOUR! I am almost a menace to society!"
February 2 at 11:55pm
Sarah Ayer Guy in line at the testing center to some random girl: "So, uhh, are you married or anything?"
February 2 at 11:41pm
Hannah Hosking "well, i was actually just quoting myself from another book i wrote" - dr. carter.
February 2 at 11:27pm
Michelle Teng two boys outside.
1st boy: "Hey do you want to try that thing I was talking about.:
2nd boy: "Yeah, it sounded hard and interesting."
1st boy: "Well get over here so we can try it together."
2nd boy: "What? Right here???"
February 2 at 11:13pm
Bev Storrs Two Girls Outside the Wilk: "Do you know what I've been craving for a while but haven't been able to tell anyone . . . "
"Sex?!"
"No, Coffee"
February 2 at 11:06pm
Scott Weber Ogden Daniel C. Peterson [to a group of Middle East Study students in the re-opened Clyde building]: I just thought it fitting that we had an explosion on the same floor with a bunch of Arabic Students. I just hope someone had their wits about them enough to shout "Allahu Akbar!"
February 2 at 11:05pm
Bev Storrs Girl Outside the Wilk: "Guess what?! The Jew sat in-front of me and she totally spoke Hebrew!!!!!"
February 2 at 11:04pm
Ashley Bertoldo (walking on campus)
Girl (who has obviously never seen snow before): "Ohh, I don't know how I feel about all this white stuff.."
Boy next to her: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
February 2 at 10:56pm
Brielle Ellsworth Bishops Wife in Relief Society: "the key to a great marriage? Victoria Secret lingerie and great sex"
February 2 at 10:46pm
Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor after telling a story about how he got bit by some strange creature: let's just say I broke the honor code that day.
February 2 at 10:29pm
Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor: darn with an m!
February 2 at 10:29pm
Alaena Daly Boy and girl talking in the Terrace:
Girl: I don't want to eat my pudding...
Boy: Just eat your snackpack and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
February 2 at 9:56pm
Spencer Colvin Greek History Teacher (after slides were mixed up): Oh...what happened here...just SHOOT me in the head!"
February 2 at 9:31pm
Spencer Colvin One of my spanish professors interrupting the lecture to stop two people from talking to each other: "Hey! Stop your little orgy"
February 2 at 9:16pm
Katie Ware 1st girl: Why must every cute guy at BYU be married, or have a girlfriend?
2nd girl: Well at least you don't have to add "or gay" to the end of that sentance.
Random guy walking by: no, she does, we just haven't come out of the closet yet.
February 2 at 9:11pm
M Ruthless Bascom Girl in the Cannon: Sometimes, "I just feel so bad for married people. They can't do anything fun except..." (voice breaks off suddenly)
February 2 at 9:06pm
Richelle Wilson Random guy: "I begged my mom for the medium salsa, but she wouldn't get it..."
February 2 at 8:51pm
Spencer Colvin guy walking in front of me: "Well honey, i tried to have it removed, but the doctor wouldn't have it; he said it was too complicated"
February 2 at 8:18pm
Hannah Russell Organic Chemistry professor: "Come on. You all
know all about pregnancy tests, you go to BYU."
February 2 at 8:18pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho At a BYU Ward during announcements on a Sunday, "Everyone is invited to come to our apartment at 9 p.m. for our traditional dessert night. This time, we're having Better Than BREAKING THE LAW OF CHASTITY Cake." (aka BTS [Better Than Sex] Cake) hahahaha.
February 2 at 7:55pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho A girl chatting with her friends in front of the JFSB, "I've dated 17 guys since I've been here."
February 2 at 7:47pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho Book of Mormon teacher: "Yes, we all come from dust. But you don't go around saying, 'my dust is better than your dust,' that's not the point..."
February 2 at 7:38pm
David Page New Testament teacher: "I don't understand why they asked Him [Jesus] to leave after cleansing that man. I would have said, 'Hey, Jesus. You're good at cleaning things...my living room is really bad!'"
February 2 at 7:12pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Classic Civ 201: In the words of Socrates "It is very simple; you get married or you don't. Either way you are going to regret it!"
February 2 at 6:33pm
Meagan Jardine Walking on campus one time behind these two boys I heard one say to the other... "Let's go listen to High School Musical to vent our anger." Hahaha... I'm not sure how effective that would be.
February 2 at 4:26pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Guys talking to each other in the JFSB Basement: Guy 1: "(With smile) Dude, quit trying to hold my hand. That's so gay." Guy #2: (breaks up into laughter)
February 2 at 4:11pm
Allyson Verdejo a guy in the tanner building: The Spice Girls concert changed my life! It would go Spice girls, marriage, then mission.
February 2 at 3:41pm
Audrey Bergeson girl in wilk talking to her friend: "Well I like [boy #1] better and he treats me well but [boy #2] would just give better genes to our kids."
February 2 at 2:44pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Girls in Sociology class, on the internet: "Oh my gosh he is so HOTT!!!!!!"
February 2 at 2:26pm
Samuel Harrison Feil (At the Wyview Bus stop) Girl 1: "So, how is your groundhog day going? Girl 2: "Oh just wonderful! We are going to watch Groundhog day! Listen to the Ground Hog song from (some movie)! And make muddy (something)!" Girl 1: "Why muddy (whatever)?" Girl 2: "You know, because groundhogs live in the dirt!"
Lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2 at 2:24pm
Stephanie Michelle Robinson One of my roommates from last year, "We should have a dance party!"
Another of my roommates (in a bad mood), "I'm only coming if there is a pole..."
February 2 at 2:21pm
Rebekah Lee O'Connell guy in JSB; "my mom just called and told me my cat died. Apparently he was laying right on my porch. He had a heart attack or something"
February 2 at 1:46pm
Mat Rose Trust me, as of this moment, I am the best option you have!
February 2 at 1:38pm
Dallin Barton "Sometimes I think the fact you're still alive is the failure of evolution."
February 2 at 1:18pm
Rebekah Caitlyn Elliott guy in Wilk: "I want a black child. I will have one!"
February 2 at 11:34am
Brandon Randall Guy talking to his friend by the JFSB quad: "Wow, he IS hot! (laughs) I've been up all night..."
February 2 at 11:05am
Adam Ryan Random BYU Creamery Worker: "Animosity."
February 2 at 9:00am
Tauna Woodward My roommate: "There are only three kinds of guys at BYU: freshmen, RMs and married guys."
February 2 at 8:17am
Brad Seebeck after over hearing some kids on the front row talking about mafia wars,
Econ 110 professor,"yeah, i got to like level 20 in mafia wars" and
then right back into the lecture without skipping a beat.
February 2 at 1:39am
M Ruthless Bascom CS142 teacher: "i've checked every reasonable place and can't find it"
low voice from the back of the room: "except Walmart."
February 2 at 1:25am
Christy-Scout Witt My Greek and Roman Mythology teacher on the first day of class...about 20 people wanted to add, "I don't know who to add, write me your testimonies or something.."
February 2 at 1:01am
Sarah Ayer Kid in my calculus class: "No, because if I got up then everyone would see my unicorn shirt and they'd be jealous."
February 2 at 12:52am
Josh Whitmer Lets get something straight. Abortion, BAD. Lets move on.
February 2 at 12:27am
Devin Stoker Guy sitting in the Cougar Den: "Hey that smells like carbon-monoxide, except carbon-monoxide is tasteless and odorless."
February 2 at 12:23am
February 2 at 11:55pm
Sarah Ayer Guy in line at the testing center to some random girl: "So, uhh, are you married or anything?"
February 2 at 11:41pm
Hannah Hosking "well, i was actually just quoting myself from another book i wrote" - dr. carter.
February 2 at 11:27pm
Michelle Teng two boys outside.
1st boy: "Hey do you want to try that thing I was talking about.:
2nd boy: "Yeah, it sounded hard and interesting."
1st boy: "Well get over here so we can try it together."
2nd boy: "What? Right here???"
February 2 at 11:13pm
Bev Storrs Two Girls Outside the Wilk: "Do you know what I've been craving for a while but haven't been able to tell anyone . . . "
"Sex?!"
"No, Coffee"
February 2 at 11:06pm
Scott Weber Ogden Daniel C. Peterson [to a group of Middle East Study students in the re-opened Clyde building]: I just thought it fitting that we had an explosion on the same floor with a bunch of Arabic Students. I just hope someone had their wits about them enough to shout "Allahu Akbar!"
February 2 at 11:05pm
Bev Storrs Girl Outside the Wilk: "Guess what?! The Jew sat in-front of me and she totally spoke Hebrew!!!!!"
February 2 at 11:04pm
Ashley Bertoldo (walking on campus)
Girl (who has obviously never seen snow before): "Ohh, I don't know how I feel about all this white stuff.."
Boy next to her: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
February 2 at 10:56pm
Brielle Ellsworth Bishops Wife in Relief Society: "the key to a great marriage? Victoria Secret lingerie and great sex"
February 2 at 10:46pm
Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor after telling a story about how he got bit by some strange creature: let's just say I broke the honor code that day.
February 2 at 10:29pm
Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor: darn with an m!
February 2 at 10:29pm
Alaena Daly Boy and girl talking in the Terrace:
Girl: I don't want to eat my pudding...
Boy: Just eat your snackpack and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
February 2 at 9:56pm
Spencer Colvin Greek History Teacher (after slides were mixed up): Oh...what happened here...just SHOOT me in the head!"
February 2 at 9:31pm
Spencer Colvin One of my spanish professors interrupting the lecture to stop two people from talking to each other: "Hey! Stop your little orgy"
February 2 at 9:16pm
Katie Ware 1st girl: Why must every cute guy at BYU be married, or have a girlfriend?
2nd girl: Well at least you don't have to add "or gay" to the end of that sentance.
Random guy walking by: no, she does, we just haven't come out of the closet yet.
February 2 at 9:11pm
M Ruthless Bascom Girl in the Cannon: Sometimes, "I just feel so bad for married people. They can't do anything fun except..." (voice breaks off suddenly)
February 2 at 9:06pm
Richelle Wilson Random guy: "I begged my mom for the medium salsa, but she wouldn't get it..."
February 2 at 8:51pm
Spencer Colvin guy walking in front of me: "Well honey, i tried to have it removed, but the doctor wouldn't have it; he said it was too complicated"
February 2 at 8:18pm
Hannah Russell Organic Chemistry professor: "Come on. You all
know all about pregnancy tests, you go to BYU."
February 2 at 8:18pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho At a BYU Ward during announcements on a Sunday, "Everyone is invited to come to our apartment at 9 p.m. for our traditional dessert night. This time, we're having Better Than BREAKING THE LAW OF CHASTITY Cake." (aka BTS [Better Than Sex] Cake) hahahaha.
February 2 at 7:55pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho A girl chatting with her friends in front of the JFSB, "I've dated 17 guys since I've been here."
February 2 at 7:47pm
Heidi Lynn Camacho Book of Mormon teacher: "Yes, we all come from dust. But you don't go around saying, 'my dust is better than your dust,' that's not the point..."
February 2 at 7:38pm
David Page New Testament teacher: "I don't understand why they asked Him [Jesus] to leave after cleansing that man. I would have said, 'Hey, Jesus. You're good at cleaning things...my living room is really bad!'"
February 2 at 7:12pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Classic Civ 201: In the words of Socrates "It is very simple; you get married or you don't. Either way you are going to regret it!"
February 2 at 6:33pm
Meagan Jardine Walking on campus one time behind these two boys I heard one say to the other... "Let's go listen to High School Musical to vent our anger." Hahaha... I'm not sure how effective that would be.
February 2 at 4:26pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Guys talking to each other in the JFSB Basement: Guy 1: "(With smile) Dude, quit trying to hold my hand. That's so gay." Guy #2: (breaks up into laughter)
February 2 at 4:11pm
Allyson Verdejo a guy in the tanner building: The Spice Girls concert changed my life! It would go Spice girls, marriage, then mission.
February 2 at 3:41pm
Audrey Bergeson girl in wilk talking to her friend: "Well I like [boy #1] better and he treats me well but [boy #2] would just give better genes to our kids."
February 2 at 2:44pm
Samuel Harrison Feil Girls in Sociology class, on the internet: "Oh my gosh he is so HOTT!!!!!!"
February 2 at 2:26pm
Samuel Harrison Feil (At the Wyview Bus stop) Girl 1: "So, how is your groundhog day going? Girl 2: "Oh just wonderful! We are going to watch Groundhog day! Listen to the Ground Hog song from (some movie)! And make muddy (something)!" Girl 1: "Why muddy (whatever)?" Girl 2: "You know, because groundhogs live in the dirt!"
Lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2 at 2:24pm
Stephanie Michelle Robinson One of my roommates from last year, "We should have a dance party!"
Another of my roommates (in a bad mood), "I'm only coming if there is a pole..."
February 2 at 2:21pm
Rebekah Lee O'Connell guy in JSB; "my mom just called and told me my cat died. Apparently he was laying right on my porch. He had a heart attack or something"
February 2 at 1:46pm
Mat Rose Trust me, as of this moment, I am the best option you have!
February 2 at 1:38pm
Dallin Barton "Sometimes I think the fact you're still alive is the failure of evolution."
February 2 at 1:18pm
Rebekah Caitlyn Elliott guy in Wilk: "I want a black child. I will have one!"
February 2 at 11:34am
Brandon Randall Guy talking to his friend by the JFSB quad: "Wow, he IS hot! (laughs) I've been up all night..."
February 2 at 11:05am
Adam Ryan Random BYU Creamery Worker: "Animosity."
February 2 at 9:00am
Tauna Woodward My roommate: "There are only three kinds of guys at BYU: freshmen, RMs and married guys."
February 2 at 8:17am
Brad Seebeck after over hearing some kids on the front row talking about mafia wars,
Econ 110 professor,"yeah, i got to like level 20 in mafia wars" and
then right back into the lecture without skipping a beat.
February 2 at 1:39am
M Ruthless Bascom CS142 teacher: "i've checked every reasonable place and can't find it"
low voice from the back of the room: "except Walmart."
February 2 at 1:25am
Christy-Scout Witt My Greek and Roman Mythology teacher on the first day of class...about 20 people wanted to add, "I don't know who to add, write me your testimonies or something.."
February 2 at 1:01am
Sarah Ayer Kid in my calculus class: "No, because if I got up then everyone would see my unicorn shirt and they'd be jealous."
February 2 at 12:52am
Josh Whitmer Lets get something straight. Abortion, BAD. Lets move on.
February 2 at 12:27am
Devin Stoker Guy sitting in the Cougar Den: "Hey that smells like carbon-monoxide, except carbon-monoxide is tasteless and odorless."
February 2 at 12:23am
February 1
Brandon Randall Hilariously creepy random guy yelling to me from his window, while I was walking to the Creamery:
"How are you? How is your night, is it good? Where are you going? Are you going to rendezvous with a woman? Are you going to kiss her? YOU SHOULD KISS HER!!!"
February 1 at 11:39pm
Overheard @ BYU English professor [regarding Don Juan]: "He's a ladies' man? Probably better to use the definitive article. He's THE ladies' man."
February 1 at 11:37pm
Adam Gage Two guys walking outside JFSB:
guy 1: "...Yeah, so I can't believe that he just got engaged, I mean, he's only been back from his mission for a week..."
guy 2: "And he hadn't known her before?"
guy 1: "No, he met her two days after he got back."
February 1 at 11:23pm
Tauna Woodward Two girls talking in the bathroom about a human anatomy class:
First girl: "I really thought I was going to be okay with cadavers, but I'm not."
Second girl (cheerfully): "They're dead bodies. You just need to play with them!"
February 1 at 10:46pm
Kassi Miller About mating spiders: "Hi! I am not a meal--I’m a potential mate for you!"
February 1 at 10:38pm
Kassi Miller My general authority can beat up your general authority
February 1 at 10:37pm
Kassi Miller How many have you have said, “Father in Heaven, we thank thee for leeches?”
February 1 at 10:37pm
Michele Rivera "the book of mormon hates rich people, and if u
dont think it does, READ IT AGAIN, it HATES rich people. I have no money, and i'm a communist"- professor
sederholm
February 1 at 10:16pm
Taylor Elaine Smith Girls talking in front of the JFSB: EVERY GUY SHE KISSED IN HIGH SCHOOL TURNED GAY!
February 1 at 9:56pm
Michele Rivera "PIZZA!!!!!! YOU'RE A SAVIOR!!!!!!!!....not THE savior...but a savior.
February 1 at 9:47pm
Kendall Berry Walking across campus, these two guys talking.
guy 1: I'm just not sure what to do....
Guy 2: Just wait and see if she adds you, then you'll know.
Gotta love facebook drama.
February 1 at 9:21pm
Tracy Marie Larson Dr. Crandall in Anthropology 101: "Why don't guys sit like this?" (pointing to the poor guy he made sit in front of the class with his legs crossed) "Exactly. People will think they're a fruit!"
February 1 at 7:31pm
Cassie Jarvis Overheard during ward indexing party: Guy (after pulling away from a friendly embrace): "You know, I've never had a girl groan when they hugged me before..."
February 1 at 7:30pm
Jocelyn Anne Farris Book of Mormon Professor: "Don't invest in Mortuary stocks during the Millennium. They are All going to go out of business!"
February 1 at 6:05pm
Dallin Barton "I find it easier to rob a bank than apply for scholarships."
February 1 at 5:34pm
Jennessa L Peterson Girl to her friend, "I don't know what it is about running but my stomach always hurts (said while pointing to belly button)
Girls Friend: "Your stomachs up here (points to stomach region)
Girl to her friend, " Well then it must have been my Uterus"
February 1 at 5:33pm
Mitchell Smith In JKB hallway, a couple were arguing, then started arguing in spanish to be more discreet. the guy sitting next to me says to them, "there are at least 6 ppl in this hallway that know exactly what youre saying." the couple left embarrassed. i wish i knew spanish.
February 1 at 5:20pm
Mary Howard Girl outside the Library: What? A girl can't hide in the bathroom stall anymore? I came out and got glares...
February 1 at 4:21pm
Jon Youd In JKB computer lab:
Guy 1- So where did you guys go on your honeymoon?
Guy 2- We went up to Logan.
Guy 1- .......oh cool!
February 1 at 3:21pm
Katie Robison The first date I went on at BYU (Freshman year) was with a senior... we got ice cream at McDonalds and drove up to the park past the Provo temple. After being parked there for about 10 minutes just talking he asked me where I saw myself in two years. He was a Senior.
February 1 at 3:13pm
Rebecca Waite One of my FHE brothers-"We must procreate!!"
February 1 at 2:55pm
Ryan Howell In my Book of Mormon class with Dr.Marsh:
"Because of an increased use of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, the 3 companies have announced a merger. It will be called 'YouTwitFace."
February 1 at 2:52pm
Devin Stoker Something my friend overheard at the bus stop: [Boy talking on the phone] "No grandma I won't come live with you. I'm pretty sure its not a good idea to have someone practicing witchcraft and someone preparing for a mission in the same house."
February 1 at 2:31pm
Kassi Miller "Notice how I am holding this with both hands, like it was more important than my first-born child, who I carried around by one leg--giggling, of course, because we had that kind of relationship"
February 1 at 1:26pm
Kassi Miller Mostly everything that I basically said that I can remember…that’s a triple disclaimer…I should run for office.
February 1 at 1:23pm
Kassi Miller “Please let it nourish the snakes in our bodies.” --Praying child.
February 1 at 1:23pm
Nicole English At a BYU basketball game....
guy 1- "Go, brethren!"
(Older guy sitting a few rows behind guy 1)- "They're not the Brethren!" (said with detest)
February 1 at 12:50pm
Krissy Hall guy in my math class talking to a girl (i assume trying to flirt) "i like your sweater, its all microfiber like" haha
February 1 at 12:31pm
Madalyn Rodney Guy: Where do you live?
Girl: Wyview
Guy: ...oh...
Girl: What??
Guy: Well that's where all the premies go to...fill their canteens before their missions...
February 1 at 12:00pm
Alec Bracken After coming home from the Hot springs I said to my friend "So yea those guys in the corner were definatly smoking Marijuana..." My friend "I thought they were smoking pot?"
February 1 at 12:00pm
Britt Galbraith Girl in Brigham Square: We just bought a huge beautiful house! Now all my husband needs to do is find a job.
February 1 at 11:31am
William Lange Girl at a football game calling to FSU players: "I hope you grow a unibrow!"
February 1 at 11:30am
Overheard @ BYU LDS History Teacher [after someone told her that her friends were saying incorrect things about Joseph Smith]: "Why don't you bring your friends over for some lunch? If the food doesn't kill him, the conversation might."
February 1 at 11:25am
Overheard @ BYU Wow! We've gained 200 fans in 2 days. Crazy! So let me reward you with another great quote from my LDS History teacher...
February 1 at 11:24am
Alec Bracken In my biology class my professor accidentally put a Chalk mark on the wall. Professor "I know I know mom always said don't write on the wall... well guess what... MOM'S DEAD!!!!" Same professor "I layed this very flower in my father's grave before we closed the casket... then we torpedoes him to the center of the earth...!!" He loves his parents...
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February 1 at 10:08am
Wesley Claiborne At BYU basketball game, guy behind us "that was a very democratic move!"
February 1 at 10:04am
Alec Bracken While walking to the Wilk "You know what I love about scout shirts? They are always trendy..."
February 1 at 9:25am
Micah Hodges Guy in front of us during the BYU vs. Florida State Football game (Directed toward the ref.): "What kind of call was that!?! You test-tube baby!!!"
February 1 at 12:46am
Caitlin Joy Stitt by hfac: "well baby jesus had 7 horcruxes, didn't he?'
good.
February 1 at 12:22am
Skyler Dunford "My ex-fiance became my girlfriend again, and then my girlfriend became my ex-girlfriend...I don't even know how everything happened"
That just made me feel bad for the guy...
February 1 at 12:22am
Natasha نادية Watts Overheard walking through the JKB: "Yeah, my mother-in-law can't bring the spleen anymore. . . "
February 1 at 12:11am
"How are you? How is your night, is it good? Where are you going? Are you going to rendezvous with a woman? Are you going to kiss her? YOU SHOULD KISS HER!!!"
February 1 at 11:39pm
Overheard @ BYU English professor [regarding Don Juan]: "He's a ladies' man? Probably better to use the definitive article. He's THE ladies' man."
February 1 at 11:37pm
Adam Gage Two guys walking outside JFSB:
guy 1: "...Yeah, so I can't believe that he just got engaged, I mean, he's only been back from his mission for a week..."
guy 2: "And he hadn't known her before?"
guy 1: "No, he met her two days after he got back."
February 1 at 11:23pm
Tauna Woodward Two girls talking in the bathroom about a human anatomy class:
First girl: "I really thought I was going to be okay with cadavers, but I'm not."
Second girl (cheerfully): "They're dead bodies. You just need to play with them!"
February 1 at 10:46pm
Kassi Miller About mating spiders: "Hi! I am not a meal--I’m a potential mate for you!"
February 1 at 10:38pm
Kassi Miller My general authority can beat up your general authority
February 1 at 10:37pm
Kassi Miller How many have you have said, “Father in Heaven, we thank thee for leeches?”
February 1 at 10:37pm
Michele Rivera "the book of mormon hates rich people, and if u
dont think it does, READ IT AGAIN, it HATES rich people. I have no money, and i'm a communist"- professor
sederholm
February 1 at 10:16pm
Taylor Elaine Smith Girls talking in front of the JFSB: EVERY GUY SHE KISSED IN HIGH SCHOOL TURNED GAY!
February 1 at 9:56pm
Michele Rivera "PIZZA!!!!!! YOU'RE A SAVIOR!!!!!!!!....not THE savior...but a savior.
February 1 at 9:47pm
Kendall Berry Walking across campus, these two guys talking.
guy 1: I'm just not sure what to do....
Guy 2: Just wait and see if she adds you, then you'll know.
Gotta love facebook drama.
February 1 at 9:21pm
Tracy Marie Larson Dr. Crandall in Anthropology 101: "Why don't guys sit like this?" (pointing to the poor guy he made sit in front of the class with his legs crossed) "Exactly. People will think they're a fruit!"
February 1 at 7:31pm
Cassie Jarvis Overheard during ward indexing party: Guy (after pulling away from a friendly embrace): "You know, I've never had a girl groan when they hugged me before..."
February 1 at 7:30pm
Jocelyn Anne Farris Book of Mormon Professor: "Don't invest in Mortuary stocks during the Millennium. They are All going to go out of business!"
February 1 at 6:05pm
Dallin Barton "I find it easier to rob a bank than apply for scholarships."
February 1 at 5:34pm
Jennessa L Peterson Girl to her friend, "I don't know what it is about running but my stomach always hurts (said while pointing to belly button)
Girls Friend: "Your stomachs up here (points to stomach region)
Girl to her friend, " Well then it must have been my Uterus"
February 1 at 5:33pm
Mitchell Smith In JKB hallway, a couple were arguing, then started arguing in spanish to be more discreet. the guy sitting next to me says to them, "there are at least 6 ppl in this hallway that know exactly what youre saying." the couple left embarrassed. i wish i knew spanish.
February 1 at 5:20pm
Mary Howard Girl outside the Library: What? A girl can't hide in the bathroom stall anymore? I came out and got glares...
February 1 at 4:21pm
Jon Youd In JKB computer lab:
Guy 1- So where did you guys go on your honeymoon?
Guy 2- We went up to Logan.
Guy 1- .......oh cool!
February 1 at 3:21pm
Katie Robison The first date I went on at BYU (Freshman year) was with a senior... we got ice cream at McDonalds and drove up to the park past the Provo temple. After being parked there for about 10 minutes just talking he asked me where I saw myself in two years. He was a Senior.
February 1 at 3:13pm
Rebecca Waite One of my FHE brothers-"We must procreate!!"
February 1 at 2:55pm
Ryan Howell In my Book of Mormon class with Dr.Marsh:
"Because of an increased use of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, the 3 companies have announced a merger. It will be called 'YouTwitFace."
February 1 at 2:52pm
Devin Stoker Something my friend overheard at the bus stop: [Boy talking on the phone] "No grandma I won't come live with you. I'm pretty sure its not a good idea to have someone practicing witchcraft and someone preparing for a mission in the same house."
February 1 at 2:31pm
Kassi Miller "Notice how I am holding this with both hands, like it was more important than my first-born child, who I carried around by one leg--giggling, of course, because we had that kind of relationship"
February 1 at 1:26pm
Kassi Miller Mostly everything that I basically said that I can remember…that’s a triple disclaimer…I should run for office.
February 1 at 1:23pm
Kassi Miller “Please let it nourish the snakes in our bodies.” --Praying child.
February 1 at 1:23pm
Nicole English At a BYU basketball game....
guy 1- "Go, brethren!"
(Older guy sitting a few rows behind guy 1)- "They're not the Brethren!" (said with detest)
February 1 at 12:50pm
Krissy Hall guy in my math class talking to a girl (i assume trying to flirt) "i like your sweater, its all microfiber like" haha
February 1 at 12:31pm
Madalyn Rodney Guy: Where do you live?
Girl: Wyview
Guy: ...oh...
Girl: What??
Guy: Well that's where all the premies go to...fill their canteens before their missions...
February 1 at 12:00pm
Alec Bracken After coming home from the Hot springs I said to my friend "So yea those guys in the corner were definatly smoking Marijuana..." My friend "I thought they were smoking pot?"
February 1 at 12:00pm
Britt Galbraith Girl in Brigham Square: We just bought a huge beautiful house! Now all my husband needs to do is find a job.
February 1 at 11:31am
William Lange Girl at a football game calling to FSU players: "I hope you grow a unibrow!"
February 1 at 11:30am
Overheard @ BYU LDS History Teacher [after someone told her that her friends were saying incorrect things about Joseph Smith]: "Why don't you bring your friends over for some lunch? If the food doesn't kill him, the conversation might."
February 1 at 11:25am
Overheard @ BYU Wow! We've gained 200 fans in 2 days. Crazy! So let me reward you with another great quote from my LDS History teacher...
February 1 at 11:24am
Alec Bracken In my biology class my professor accidentally put a Chalk mark on the wall. Professor "I know I know mom always said don't write on the wall... well guess what... MOM'S DEAD!!!!" Same professor "I layed this very flower in my father's grave before we closed the casket... then we torpedoes him to the center of the earth...!!" He loves his parents...
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February 1 at 10:08am
Wesley Claiborne At BYU basketball game, guy behind us "that was a very democratic move!"
February 1 at 10:04am
Alec Bracken While walking to the Wilk "You know what I love about scout shirts? They are always trendy..."
February 1 at 9:25am
Micah Hodges Guy in front of us during the BYU vs. Florida State Football game (Directed toward the ref.): "What kind of call was that!?! You test-tube baby!!!"
February 1 at 12:46am
Caitlin Joy Stitt by hfac: "well baby jesus had 7 horcruxes, didn't he?'
good.
February 1 at 12:22am
Skyler Dunford "My ex-fiance became my girlfriend again, and then my girlfriend became my ex-girlfriend...I don't even know how everything happened"
That just made me feel bad for the guy...
February 1 at 12:22am
Natasha نادية Watts Overheard walking through the JKB: "Yeah, my mother-in-law can't bring the spleen anymore. . . "
February 1 at 12:11am
January 31
Devan Kelsey Spencer girls sitting behind me in math class... "so I can't hang out tonight cause I'm going ring shopping with my best friend." "Oh fun, are you going with her and her fiance?" "No, he's not coming." "Oh. Did he like give you a limit or anything?" "No, she can pick out whatever ring she wants."
January 31 at 9:36pm
Joe Edler Avid fan talking to a bunch of other fans: " hey i have a big gaping vag, but then again, what zoob doesnt?"
January 31 at 8:38pm
Devin Stoker Guy talking to girl while walking in the library: "Come on, just touch it. I promise it's not as hairy as my toe."
January 31 at 7:47pm
Jennie Terry Kid reading newspaper ad for soda pop sale on Sunday, "That's 29 cents for a can of damnation."
January 31 at 5:49pm
Kathryn Hansen Two guys walking out of a bathroom:
Guy one: Ya man, I'm just going to freaking ask her
Guy two: ya bro! just do it
Guy one: I'll just be like listen! Do you wanna cuddle, or not?
January 31 at 5:16pm
Stephanie Michelle Robinson Living Prophets teacher asks, "Do you know who called and offered our football coach his job?"
The kid sitting behind me whispers, "Jesus!"
January 31 at 4:50pm
Ethan Taylor Marston "Now, when I say personal favorite I don't mean for eating, I mean for putting in vacuum chambers." - Dr. Sevy, chem teacher
January 31 at 11:44am
Robert E Jackson "Dude! That's tight! Like unto a dish!"
January 31 at 1:51am
Rémy Catherine Morgan Dr. Bergeson: So as you're accelerating upwards in an elevator, the
floor exerts a force on you. And you should be really glad it does or
else you would crash through the floor and go down down down down...
down.. all the way to the testing center. Because we all know that's
where it is. "Welcome to Hell! Here's your #2 pencil!"
January 31 at 1:42am
Jenny Longenecker Two guys at a football game: "It's all about commitment. It's like marriage! You just gotta do it!"
January 31 at 1:13am
William Lange Some girl walking behind me: "You know, I just can't wait to get married and have some babies!"
January 31 at 12:42am
January 31 at 9:36pm
Joe Edler Avid fan talking to a bunch of other fans: " hey i have a big gaping vag, but then again, what zoob doesnt?"
January 31 at 8:38pm
Devin Stoker Guy talking to girl while walking in the library: "Come on, just touch it. I promise it's not as hairy as my toe."
January 31 at 7:47pm
Jennie Terry Kid reading newspaper ad for soda pop sale on Sunday, "That's 29 cents for a can of damnation."
January 31 at 5:49pm
Kathryn Hansen Two guys walking out of a bathroom:
Guy one: Ya man, I'm just going to freaking ask her
Guy two: ya bro! just do it
Guy one: I'll just be like listen! Do you wanna cuddle, or not?
January 31 at 5:16pm
Stephanie Michelle Robinson Living Prophets teacher asks, "Do you know who called and offered our football coach his job?"
The kid sitting behind me whispers, "Jesus!"
January 31 at 4:50pm
Ethan Taylor Marston "Now, when I say personal favorite I don't mean for eating, I mean for putting in vacuum chambers." - Dr. Sevy, chem teacher
January 31 at 11:44am
Robert E Jackson "Dude! That's tight! Like unto a dish!"
January 31 at 1:51am
Rémy Catherine Morgan Dr. Bergeson: So as you're accelerating upwards in an elevator, the
floor exerts a force on you. And you should be really glad it does or
else you would crash through the floor and go down down down down...
down.. all the way to the testing center. Because we all know that's
where it is. "Welcome to Hell! Here's your #2 pencil!"
January 31 at 1:42am
Jenny Longenecker Two guys at a football game: "It's all about commitment. It's like marriage! You just gotta do it!"
January 31 at 1:13am
William Lange Some girl walking behind me: "You know, I just can't wait to get married and have some babies!"
January 31 at 12:42am
January 30
Laurie Petrakovitz Fav quote from old roomie: "I do NOT have a mote in my eye, Beam-girl!"
January 30 at 11:12pm
Allison Goett Gentleman right outside the Cannon: "So, what are you girls, sophomores, juniors?" Girls: "We're Freshman" * girlish giggling *
January 30 at 8:34pm
Alli Wiser My chemistry teacher, Dr. Lamb: "By the way things are going today, I better not even try or else I'll burn my hands off!"
January 30 at 8:33pm
Brooke Boggess Guy in Cannon Center: "She doesn't have a middle name? That's like being our age and not having a patriarchal blessing!"
January 30 at 5:12pm
Stacy Mero Two guys arguing between classes.
Guy One: "Are you serious?"
Guy Two: "Absolutely! Captain Moroni could totally take Ammon!"
Guy One: "Ammon would cut his ARMS off!"
Guy Two: "You are an idiot!"
January 30 at 3:40pm
Kat Webb Religions Professor: "If I said 'Damn You', It'd be swearing. If the Lord says 'Damn You', you're going to hell." Same Department, Different Professor: "There's a reason why Dell rhymes with hell."
January 30 at 2:53pm
Brittany Stevenson "When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs." -English 315 Teacher Heidi Yates
January 30 at 2:52pm
Overheard @ BYU Over 100 fans! Woot! Anyone can post so keep an ear out (especially at the BYU v. Utah game today... I'm sure that'll be a gold mine of silly things said! Lol)
January 30 at 2:22pm
Madison Ramsden "Reactive sounds vague to you? Death sounds pretty definite to me." -Dr. Macedone
January 30 at 10:36am
January 30 at 11:12pm
Allison Goett Gentleman right outside the Cannon: "So, what are you girls, sophomores, juniors?" Girls: "We're Freshman" * girlish giggling *
January 30 at 8:34pm
Alli Wiser My chemistry teacher, Dr. Lamb: "By the way things are going today, I better not even try or else I'll burn my hands off!"
January 30 at 8:33pm
Brooke Boggess Guy in Cannon Center: "She doesn't have a middle name? That's like being our age and not having a patriarchal blessing!"
January 30 at 5:12pm
Stacy Mero Two guys arguing between classes.
Guy One: "Are you serious?"
Guy Two: "Absolutely! Captain Moroni could totally take Ammon!"
Guy One: "Ammon would cut his ARMS off!"
Guy Two: "You are an idiot!"
January 30 at 3:40pm
Kat Webb Religions Professor: "If I said 'Damn You', It'd be swearing. If the Lord says 'Damn You', you're going to hell." Same Department, Different Professor: "There's a reason why Dell rhymes with hell."
January 30 at 2:53pm
Brittany Stevenson "When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs." -English 315 Teacher Heidi Yates
January 30 at 2:52pm
Overheard @ BYU Over 100 fans! Woot! Anyone can post so keep an ear out (especially at the BYU v. Utah game today... I'm sure that'll be a gold mine of silly things said! Lol)
January 30 at 2:22pm
Madison Ramsden "Reactive sounds vague to you? Death sounds pretty definite to me." -Dr. Macedone
January 30 at 10:36am
January 29, 2010
Overheard @ BYU Girl after humanities class: "I'm going to go take a SHOOOOOOOOWWWER!"
January 29 at 12:55pm
January 29 at 12:55pm
January 28, 2010
Karen Chandler "I didn't know you could TAKE that many math classes!!"
January 28 at 12:33pm
January 28 at 12:33pm
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