Saturday, February 27, 2010

February 3

Melissa Joy Mills roomie "Ok..putting my ipod headphones in to sleep."
Me "I'm just waiting for the night when I wake up to you strangling yourself on the cord...well on second thought I probably won't wake up because I'm a pretty deep sleeper...."
February 3 at 11:45pm

Melissa Crandall My FHE Brother: "If my mission call doesn't come this next week, I'm going to throw myself off the top of the SWKT!"
February 3 at 11:42pm

Jillian English "You're toast! Yea verily burnt toast!"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Debbie Meyers Barr And "All it takes is one good party to change the world."
"Didn't Ghandi say that?"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Debbie Meyers Barr "All the girls in my ward are lesbians. Why else wouldn't they like me OR my roommate?"
February 3 at 11:39pm

Katie Barker (In RS, talking about the upcoming Indexing competition) "Indexing increases your chances of getting married by 800%"
February 3 at 11:20pm

Barrett Johnson "stick that in your spiritual pipe and smoke it" -- brother Livingstone.
February 3 at 11:15pm

Candice Michelle Perry "I'm pretty sure the testing center is the only place outside of Hell where you can't take your scriptures."
February 3 at 11:11pm

Melissa Joy Mills Let me get this straight: you choose soup, over a woman?" "Have you tasted that soup?"
February 3 at 10:59pm

Melissa Joy Mills CHEM 105..."Caesium and Rubidium...the dog's nuts of the periodic table!"
February 3 at 10:56pm

Alexis Lupton My name of my TA for Book of Mormon is Joseph Smith
February 3 at 10:54pm

Whitney Thayne Overheard two boys walking towards the JSB:
Boy 1: Ugh. There's never enough time between classes to go pee!
Boy 2: Just get a bladder buddy!
February 3 at 10:53pm

Whitney Thayne Master Sergeant Gandy: "Hey Hotdogs!" Referring to the cadets.
February 3 at 10:52pm

Kimber Albrechtsen "If he breaks up with me, I'll just go on a mission."
February 3 at 10:48pm

Maret Smith In response to a DU article about geothermal energy: "I DON't like geothermal energy. I like COAL! It's cheap, efficient, and it's bad for the Earth!"
February 3 at 10:42pm

Kassi Miller "I just can't see him as my eternal companion..."
February 3 at 10:39pm

Joy Liberatore Prof. Sederholm: "When you're a counseler you GIVE COUNSEL!"
February 3 at 10:32pm

J.J. Gibbons Girl crying into her friend's shoulder: "He......said.....he prayed about it...."
February 3 at 10:28pm

Janae Wallace Professor Oaks: "It's hard to be a person..."
February 3 at 10:26pm

James Nish Man #1: First dates to sporting events are good.
Man #2: Yeah to scope out the girl, see how she responds, she if you click with her
Man #1: Foreals. And if I don't like her I can pretend to be a real man and like sports and pay attention to the game, and not her.
Man #2: Yeah! I can't wait for the next home basketball game!

(are these real men?? haha j/k)
February 3 at 10:24pm

Bev Storrs "Obama Lied, Granny Died"
February 3 at 10:24pm

Janae Wallace Professor Dallin Oaks: "The person trying to convince you is NOT an amoeba!"
February 3 at 10:23pm

Cassie Haslem Guy talking LOUDLY on phone in very public place: "And then we can get married, because you make me see things as they truly are."
Same guy a few moments later when he walked by again:"Why don't we get married?!"
I sure hope that worked out for him...
February 3 at 10:22pm

Michele Rivera i decided that professor hal black needed a fan page....so i made one....add it...
February 3 at 10:22pm

DenaLee Pack haha love this page; so a lot of the rumors about BYU are true....
February 3 at 10:19pm

Amanda Bruce overheard phone conversation "It is BYU, people are going on dates"
February 3 at 10:14pm

Corrine Fiso Dr Dabczynski in class: girls it doesn't have to look like you are applying to be the next relief society president, boys no spiral bound notebooks, when in doubt ask a girl!
February 3 at 10:13pm
Mikell Sanders I don't know if this qualifies as "overheard", but it was definitely an "only at BYU" kind of thing: There was a dance a few weeks ago called the EE/EE dance, for Electrical Engineering majors (nearly all guys), and Elementary Education majors (nearly all girls). So great.
February 3 at 10:10pm

Jeannette Thompson girl: i need to study! i have to go learn about the law of chastity for class.
guy: i could teach you ;)
February 3 at 10:10pm

Devin Sabin Dr. Burnett "If you look at someone in the face, almost everything you see is dead"
February 3 at 10:02pm

Sasha Hansen Random boy in the library discussing majors he can switch to is considering facts like this, "I hear dance majors have the highest marriage rate. . . "
February 3 at 10:02pm

Lynn Durham In my Near Eastern Archeaology class, Dr. Johnson said, "Let's look at the city Uruk. We'll call the people the Uruk hai!"
February 3 at 9:41pm

MaCall Ovard "Repentance is not better than kissing."
-Bro. Swift
February 3 at 9:39pm

MaCall Ovard "So here's what we do, we put you in a cage with a lion...but we give you everything you need..." -Random people overheard in the Wilk
February 3 at 9:38pm

Camille Evans PDBio Professor: "There are a lot of shenanigans in science."
Two girls by Kimball Tower, "If I have to make out with a guy, it better be one I like!"
February 3 at 9:36pm

Erin Langlois "How is it even possible for the BYU chocolate milk to be so good? They must, like, put the spirit in it or something..."
February 3 at 9:33pm

Merilee Kartchner this is THEE best page i have ever added. HILARIOUS
February 3 at 9:16pm

Maren Eargle I heard a girl talking to two boys about how her mom made them all go vegan for a while, and then decided they should be vegetarian because of the Word of Wisdom. (Vegan being a little too extreme.) Then one of the boys said, "I'm a carnivore."
February 3 at 9:01pm

Overheard @ BYU After seeing the posts from today, I want to throw a question out there: Who do you think is the most quote-worthy teacher?
February 3 at 8:59pm

Martha Rallison "Nobody
in my family believes in witches...but I've heard stories from other
countries, and there's got to be something behind it. Those things
don't happen by themselves..."
February 3 at 8:58pm

Kate Bodenhorn Guy: "I have a friend who's an actual pirate."
Girl: "Like, ARRRRR?"
February 3 at 8:33pm

Skyler Crouch I was in the produce aisle at the Creamery on 9th tonight. One female employee came up to her female co-worker and asked her how her evening was going. The first girl replied "I've made out all night." I think the look on my face was priceless.
February 3 at 8:32pm

Tiffany Nicole Jackman I don't want to die, then in the millennium, end up being married to some chick 3000 years older than me. We'll have nothing to talk about.
February 3 at 8:25pm

Céline Coenen Boy 1:" Are you going to the ward activity on Friday?"
Boy 2: "No, I didn't even know there was an activity..."
Boy 1: "WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHURCH?"
February 3 at 8:09pm

Brandon Turpin A girl is sitting down studding, writing notes...
Guy comes up: Are you writing me a love note?
Girl looks up: um.. Nope!
Guy: Oh thought you were, and walks off!
February 3 at 8:08pm

Michaela Peringer a married couple, talking about curse words:
man: a curse word is a curse word, it doesn't matter which one it is.
woman: I don't think hell is on the same level as the f-word. Hell is like a one level sin and the f-word is a ten level sin.
man: there aren't levels of sins, show me THAT doctrine.
woman: well, that's like s...aying that murder is the same as making out too much.
man: ... what's wrong with that?
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February 3 at 7:32pm

Hannah Bush one girl speaking on the phone, "it's not like you're marrying his family, just him."
oh how wrong she is!
February 3 at 7:25pm

Kimberly Heuer Girl on the phone: "I hate snow. I hate it. And I hate dating. I hate dating and snow and also boys."
-kinda made me wonder what she was doing at BYU, haha
February 3 at 7:24pm

Jenna Bothwell After bio 100 @ 9
Guy 1: Dude, you're asking me so many questions; it's still really early.
Guy 2: Ha, the price is right is already over, so time to be up!
Guy 1: Yeah, that's how I used to start my day. As soon as the price is right was over it was time to be awake!
February 3 at 6:03pm

Lauren Bytheway 2 guys in the bookstore: "Do I want to take her on a date to make out with her, or do I want to take her out to marry her? Why are those my only options?!"
February 3 at 5:58pm


Jessica Hoffmann Dr. Carroll in Marriage Prep:
"Why do we call it 'falling in and out of love?' It makes it sound like a booby trapped hole with a trampoline in the bottom!"
February 3 at 5:35pm

Hannah Edmonds random couple talking(i assume about someone else) "i don't know if i want to stay with you. if this is what you want, the whole mormon family thing..."
February 3 at 5:26pm

Brooke Alexa Whitney Guy stops Girl.
Guy: Hey. Aren't we related?
Girl: Yeah! We're like cousins, or something
February 3 at 5:01pm

Bro. Bott in Mission Prep- Good bible bashing is like the best crack/cocaine out there. Try it sometime and you will know what I mean
February 3 at 4:59pm

Garrett Kundis Lady at a BYU Mens Basketball game where they had guys during half time dunking the basketballs off of trampolines, "Oh my good gollie gosh sakes!! That was bonkers!" hahaha My friends and I could NOT stop laughing!
February 3 at 4:50pm

Morgan Lowe Professor Nelson in Human Development on faulty research methods- "Statistics is a lot like bikinis- what they reveal is suggestive but that they conceal is vital".
February 3 at 4:48pm

Kelsie Carver Brother Bott in mission prep- I know a lot of you have done anatomy by brail... well knock it off, repent, and DON'T SIN ANY MORE!
February 3 at 4:46pm

Rebekah Andelin Haha, but despite these hilarious comments, BYU is still the best! :)
February 3 at 4:35pm

Craig Yugawa brother bott in mission prep when someone asked about ncmos. "you wouldn't want someone licking off all the chocolate of your candy bar before you ate it."

February 3 at 4:34pm

Rebekah Andelin Random boy on the way to chem:
"If I have a thing for a girl and then see her wearing those (referring to rain boots), it's all over. I mean, what is she? Five?" :)
February 3 at 4:31pm

Kelsey Clark oh BYU!...once I heard two guys on a bench say, "and then she held me hand...so do I call her?" The next day I heard a girl talking to her friend and she asked, "So you're dating Jared then?" The friend answered "Ummm, well yeah, but Idk" the girl replied, "OH, it's one of those things huh?"
February 3 at 4:30pm

Kelsie Carver In
Human Development Dr. Walker was explaining the limitations of
preoperational thought in children. To help us better understand she
asked, "if I gave you all pink glasses and set a glass of milk on the
table what color would the milk be?" In unison the class responds
"White", except the girl next to me... who matter-of-f...actly said "Pink!" haha Dr. Walker then went on to explain how a child's mind would say the milk is pink. :]
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February 3 at 4:21pm

Marci Nelson B: How old are you?
G: Seventeen.
B: ....uh when do you turn eighteen?
G: In a month
B: K see you then.
February 3 at 4:13pm

Jacqueline Grange On the bus: "I'm not gonna ask her on the third consecutive date..."
February 3 at 3:42pm

Carree Britt this is the best page I've ever faned haha
February 3 at 3:25pm

Alex Ackerman Girl whispering in the library, "If all of these boys just barely got home from their missions they're like 21-22 right? Then why are they already balding?"
February 3 at 3:21pm

Hannah Edmonds Brother Wilkes- "I want you all to get high."
February 3 at 3:07pm

Brian Hayes Girl in testing center line "Have you been a sly dog?" She then went on to explain a sly dog, "Stays in apartments after curfew, kisses boys..."
February 3 at 3:02pm

Tracy Marie Larson Dr Wilson's BoM class talking about spiritual prisons. "We all know about prisons. We have them in our families. They're called time-outs. It's like, 'Go! Get in that time-out! Yeah, get in the closet!'" I'm glad I never had a time out with him...
February 3 at 2:59pm

Taylor Atkinson My buddy Kyle: "It's not my fault she was young."
February 3 at 2:22pm

Davis Russ fetchin flippin fudge fetchin fetchin fetchin
February 3 at 2:21pm

Krissy Hall My 220A teachers response to a picture of a sea snail, "That's dang pretty, spelled with a 'M'"
February 3 at 2:16pm •

Krissy Hall My 220A teacher said "Its funny how 5% of girls get asked out and the others will probably make better wives."
February 3 at 2:15pm

M Ruthless Bascom CS142 Teacher: "My family decided not to secularize Christmas by making it all about the presents. Instead we celebrate Hannukah. My kids like it because now they get eight days of presents instead of one. I like it because we sold out their holiday, not ours."
February 3 at 2:13pm

Madalyn Rodney "Alright, see you later Hyrum!"
February 3 at 1:25pm

Kelly Elizabeth Haight My BOM teacher once talking about the prostitute in 2 Nephi: "She's basically the crack-whore of Isaiah time"
February 3 at 1:23pm

Megan Knobloch Before church: "Hey man, check out the nib on this pen--so small I can write 3 LINES of notes between verses."
February 3 at 1:13pm

Anneke Morgan Majors my roommate and I chatting with the token non-mormon guy in our apartment complex.

Him: You can wear that? What about your Mormon undergarment?
My roommate: (explains tersely about when and why people wear garments and that she doesn't have them yet)
Him: Well, then come back and see me in a couple years and I want to see your... I mean. Ah! Wait, no...
February 3 at 12:33pm

Shelley Denison These are way back from the week before my freshman year.

Saturday night at Wal-Mart with my mom, we hear a guy singing "Saturday is a special day..."
A few nights later on campus, we pass this bit of conversation: "Well, it's not technically a casserole because you don't bake it."
February 3 at 12:32pm

Connor Harrison Oh man. I don't go here. But this helps to make my personification of BYU even better. This fan page is bomb though. Love it.
February 3 at 12:32pm

Carrie Carlson My roommate overheard this one in the wilk:

1st girl: Are you still living with [girl 1]?
2nd girl: No, she got married last semester.
1st girl: Oh. So you're still living with [girl 2]?
2nd girl: Yeah, but she's getting married next week.
1st girl: Oh cute! ... so you're still living with [girl 3]?
2nd girl: No. She already has a BABY.
February 3 at 12:20pm

Lauren Campbell guy walking in front of the JFSB with some friends, waves to a girl, and turns to his friends and says: "I think I've made out with that girl before"
February 3 at 12:18pm

Jacob Anderson Female anatomy student: What this thing right here?
TA: That would be the penis.
February 3 at 12:12pm

Kimberly Heuer Joke I over heard in the BYU bookstore
Guy: What do you call an ocean of noodles?
Girl: Um... I give up
Guy: A pasta sea (as in apostacy)
(followed by ridiculous amounts of laughter)
February 3 at 11:53am

David Page New Testament professor on conference falling on Resurrection (he says Easter is a pagan name) Sunday: "If I hear a talk on tithing, or something other than Jesus, I'll stand up and scream...then I'll get kicked out of the choir (Mo-Tab)!"
February 3 at 11:11am

Jewel Pfaffroth In the bookstore, a guy eating candied almonds and obviously pleased exclaimed, "These are God's nuts!"
February 3 at 11:11am

Omaruddin Ahmad Syed Malik world religions teacher "will the real jesus christ please stand up"
February 3 at 10:43am

Clark Keele Guy walking outside the Wilk. "I used to look at a girls face first, but the other day I realized the first place I look is her left hand."
February 3 at 10:41am

Taylor Thomas Dr. Bergeson after being asked "What if I did bad on the test, is there still hope?": "The future is bright. There are lots of tests in your future."
February 3 at 10:17am

Alec Bracken In my mission prep class when we were preparing questons to ask investigators, one kid in our class "so how does it make you feel that you don't have a prophet and you have been living in sin?"
February 3 at 10:14am

Natalie Peterson my physical science professor: "So, I showed you that piece of trivia 'cause I wanna shoot things, and I was thinking about bullets."
February 3 at 10:11am

Devin Stoker Bio 100 Professor: "This is how I remember the diference between mitosis and meiosis. I can say Mei-O-sis which makes me think Oh! My O-varies!"
I don't think I will ever be able to forget meiosis now.
February 3 at 10:06am

Bryce Jordan Edmondson A friend of mine heard a couple girls talking and their conversation went something like this... "Girl1: Do you know how you can tell BYU is better than Utah? Girl 2: how??? Girl 1: because because the Book of Mormon missionaries give out are blue with gold accents not red" ....Go Cougs
February 3 at 9:02am

Alessandra Perkins Music 202 during a discussion of Charles Dickens: "I'm going to call him Brother Charles because I am sure he has accepted the Gospel."

February 3 at 8:43am

Garth Chamberlain girl to some random guy infront of JFSB: "I'm the fourteenth of fifteen kids!!". Guy's response: "No WAY! I'm the twelth of sixteen kids!!!". Only at BYU...
February 3 at 8:25am

Jory Dexter Woodis Behind 3 guys walking from Creamery to Campus: Guy 1: "Did you see the Dr. Pepper in the soda machine at the Wilk? Guy 2: "yeah, but it was totally weak sauce...diet caffeine free...more like NURSE Pepper..." Guy 3: "yeah, or DENTIST Pepper..."
February 3 at 8:24am

Jyssica D Lamb Random girl sitting at table in wilk: Aachu!
Random boy at another table in wilk: Bless you.
Girl: Thanks (big smile)
Boy: You busy friday?
Girl: no (even bigger smile)
Boy: Wanna go out?
Boy and girl both exit together immediately following.
hahahaha only at BYU i swear! haha
February 3 at 2:32am

February 2

Stacy Mero Guy on phone: "Mom, I am TWENTY-FOUR! I am almost a menace to society!"
February 2 at 11:55pm

Sarah Ayer Guy in line at the testing center to some random girl: "So, uhh, are you married or anything?"
February 2 at 11:41pm

Hannah Hosking "well, i was actually just quoting myself from another book i wrote" - dr. carter.
February 2 at 11:27pm

Michelle Teng two boys outside.
1st boy: "Hey do you want to try that thing I was talking about.:
2nd boy: "Yeah, it sounded hard and interesting."
1st boy: "Well get over here so we can try it together."
2nd boy: "What? Right here???"
February 2 at 11:13pm

Bev Storrs Two Girls Outside the Wilk: "Do you know what I've been craving for a while but haven't been able to tell anyone . . . "
"Sex?!"
"No, Coffee"
February 2 at 11:06pm

Scott Weber Ogden Daniel C. Peterson [to a group of Middle East Study students in the re-opened Clyde building]: I just thought it fitting that we had an explosion on the same floor with a bunch of Arabic Students. I just hope someone had their wits about them enough to shout "Allahu Akbar!"
February 2 at 11:05pm

Bev Storrs Girl Outside the Wilk: "Guess what?! The Jew sat in-front of me and she totally spoke Hebrew!!!!!"
February 2 at 11:04pm

Ashley Bertoldo (walking on campus)
Girl (who has obviously never seen snow before): "Ohh, I don't know how I feel about all this white stuff.."
Boy next to her: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
February 2 at 10:56pm

Brielle Ellsworth Bishops Wife in Relief Society: "the key to a great marriage? Victoria Secret lingerie and great sex"
February 2 at 10:46pm

Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor after telling a story about how he got bit by some strange creature: let's just say I broke the honor code that day.
February 2 at 10:29pm

Angela Lauren Harvey bio professor: darn with an m!
February 2 at 10:29pm

Alaena Daly Boy and girl talking in the Terrace:
Girl: I don't want to eat my pudding...
Boy: Just eat your snackpack and THROW IT ON THE GROUND!
February 2 at 9:56pm

Spencer Colvin Greek History Teacher (after slides were mixed up): Oh...what happened here...just SHOOT me in the head!"
February 2 at 9:31pm

Spencer Colvin One of my spanish professors interrupting the lecture to stop two people from talking to each other: "Hey! Stop your little orgy"
February 2 at 9:16pm

Katie Ware 1st girl: Why must every cute guy at BYU be married, or have a girlfriend?
2nd girl: Well at least you don't have to add "or gay" to the end of that sentance.
Random guy walking by: no, she does, we just haven't come out of the closet yet.
February 2 at 9:11pm

M Ruthless Bascom Girl in the Cannon: Sometimes, "I just feel so bad for married people. They can't do anything fun except..." (voice breaks off suddenly)
February 2 at 9:06pm

Richelle Wilson Random guy: "I begged my mom for the medium salsa, but she wouldn't get it..."
February 2 at 8:51pm

Spencer Colvin guy walking in front of me: "Well honey, i tried to have it removed, but the doctor wouldn't have it; he said it was too complicated"
February 2 at 8:18pm

Hannah Russell Organic Chemistry professor: "Come on. You all
know all about pregnancy tests, you go to BYU."
February 2 at 8:18pm

Heidi Lynn Camacho At a BYU Ward during announcements on a Sunday, "Everyone is invited to come to our apartment at 9 p.m. for our traditional dessert night. This time, we're having Better Than BREAKING THE LAW OF CHASTITY Cake." (aka BTS [Better Than Sex] Cake) hahahaha.
February 2 at 7:55pm

Heidi Lynn Camacho A girl chatting with her friends in front of the JFSB, "I've dated 17 guys since I've been here."
February 2 at 7:47pm

Heidi Lynn Camacho Book of Mormon teacher: "Yes, we all come from dust. But you don't go around saying, 'my dust is better than your dust,' that's not the point..."
February 2 at 7:38pm

David Page New Testament teacher: "I don't understand why they asked Him [Jesus] to leave after cleansing that man. I would have said, 'Hey, Jesus. You're good at cleaning things...my living room is really bad!'"
February 2 at 7:12pm

Samuel Harrison Feil Classic Civ 201: In the words of Socrates "It is very simple; you get married or you don't. Either way you are going to regret it!"
February 2 at 6:33pm

Meagan Jardine Walking on campus one time behind these two boys I heard one say to the other... "Let's go listen to High School Musical to vent our anger." Hahaha... I'm not sure how effective that would be.
February 2 at 4:26pm

Samuel Harrison Feil Guys talking to each other in the JFSB Basement: Guy 1: "(With smile) Dude, quit trying to hold my hand. That's so gay." Guy #2: (breaks up into laughter)
February 2 at 4:11pm

Allyson Verdejo a guy in the tanner building: The Spice Girls concert changed my life! It would go Spice girls, marriage, then mission.
February 2 at 3:41pm

Audrey Bergeson girl in wilk talking to her friend: "Well I like [boy #1] better and he treats me well but [boy #2] would just give better genes to our kids."
February 2 at 2:44pm

Samuel Harrison Feil Girls in Sociology class, on the internet: "Oh my gosh he is so HOTT!!!!!!"
February 2 at 2:26pm

Samuel Harrison Feil (At the Wyview Bus stop) Girl 1: "So, how is your groundhog day going? Girl 2: "Oh just wonderful! We are going to watch Groundhog day! Listen to the Ground Hog song from (some movie)! And make muddy (something)!" Girl 1: "Why muddy (whatever)?" Girl 2: "You know, because groundhogs live in the dirt!"

Lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 2 at 2:24pm

Stephanie Michelle Robinson One of my roommates from last year, "We should have a dance party!"
Another of my roommates (in a bad mood), "I'm only coming if there is a pole..."
February 2 at 2:21pm

Rebekah Lee O'Connell guy in JSB; "my mom just called and told me my cat died. Apparently he was laying right on my porch. He had a heart attack or something"
February 2 at 1:46pm

Mat Rose Trust me, as of this moment, I am the best option you have!
February 2 at 1:38pm

Dallin Barton "Sometimes I think the fact you're still alive is the failure of evolution."
February 2 at 1:18pm

Rebekah Caitlyn Elliott guy in Wilk: "I want a black child. I will have one!"
February 2 at 11:34am

Brandon Randall Guy talking to his friend by the JFSB quad: "Wow, he IS hot! (laughs) I've been up all night..."
February 2 at 11:05am

Adam Ryan Random BYU Creamery Worker: "Animosity."
February 2 at 9:00am

Tauna Woodward My roommate: "There are only three kinds of guys at BYU: freshmen, RMs and married guys."
February 2 at 8:17am

Brad Seebeck after over hearing some kids on the front row talking about mafia wars,
Econ 110 professor,"yeah, i got to like level 20 in mafia wars" and
then right back into the lecture without skipping a beat.
February 2 at 1:39am

M Ruthless Bascom CS142 teacher: "i've checked every reasonable place and can't find it"
low voice from the back of the room: "except Walmart."
February 2 at 1:25am

Christy-Scout Witt My Greek and Roman Mythology teacher on the first day of class...about 20 people wanted to add, "I don't know who to add, write me your testimonies or something.."
February 2 at 1:01am

Sarah Ayer Kid in my calculus class: "No, because if I got up then everyone would see my unicorn shirt and they'd be jealous."
February 2 at 12:52am

Josh Whitmer Lets get something straight. Abortion, BAD. Lets move on.
February 2 at 12:27am

Devin Stoker Guy sitting in the Cougar Den: "Hey that smells like carbon-monoxide, except carbon-monoxide is tasteless and odorless."
February 2 at 12:23am

February 1

Brandon Randall Hilariously creepy random guy yelling to me from his window, while I was walking to the Creamery:
"How are you? How is your night, is it good? Where are you going? Are you going to rendezvous with a woman? Are you going to kiss her? YOU SHOULD KISS HER!!!"
February 1 at 11:39pm

Overheard @ BYU English professor [regarding Don Juan]: "He's a ladies' man? Probably better to use the definitive article. He's THE ladies' man."
February 1 at 11:37pm

Adam Gage Two guys walking outside JFSB:
guy 1: "...Yeah, so I can't believe that he just got engaged, I mean, he's only been back from his mission for a week..."
guy 2: "And he hadn't known her before?"
guy 1: "No, he met her two days after he got back."
February 1 at 11:23pm


Tauna Woodward Two girls talking in the bathroom about a human anatomy class:
First girl: "I really thought I was going to be okay with cadavers, but I'm not."
Second girl (cheerfully): "They're dead bodies. You just need to play with them!"
February 1 at 10:46pm

Kassi Miller About mating spiders: "Hi! I am not a meal--I’m a potential mate for you!"
February 1 at 10:38pm

Kassi Miller My general authority can beat up your general authority
February 1 at 10:37pm


Kassi Miller How many have you have said, “Father in Heaven, we thank thee for leeches?”
February 1 at 10:37pm

Michele Rivera "the book of mormon hates rich people, and if u
dont think it does, READ IT AGAIN, it HATES rich people. I have no money, and i'm a communist"- professor
sederholm
February 1 at 10:16pm

Taylor Elaine Smith Girls talking in front of the JFSB: EVERY GUY SHE KISSED IN HIGH SCHOOL TURNED GAY!
February 1 at 9:56pm

Michele Rivera "PIZZA!!!!!! YOU'RE A SAVIOR!!!!!!!!....not THE savior...but a savior.
February 1 at 9:47pm

Kendall Berry Walking across campus, these two guys talking.
guy 1: I'm just not sure what to do....
Guy 2: Just wait and see if she adds you, then you'll know.
Gotta love facebook drama.
February 1 at 9:21pm

Tracy Marie Larson Dr. Crandall in Anthropology 101: "Why don't guys sit like this?" (pointing to the poor guy he made sit in front of the class with his legs crossed) "Exactly. People will think they're a fruit!"
February 1 at 7:31pm

Cassie Jarvis Overheard during ward indexing party: Guy (after pulling away from a friendly embrace): "You know, I've never had a girl groan when they hugged me before..."
February 1 at 7:30pm

Jocelyn Anne Farris Book of Mormon Professor: "Don't invest in Mortuary stocks during the Millennium. They are All going to go out of business!"
February 1 at 6:05pm

Dallin Barton "I find it easier to rob a bank than apply for scholarships."
February 1 at 5:34pm

Jennessa L Peterson Girl to her friend, "I don't know what it is about running but my stomach always hurts (said while pointing to belly button)
Girls Friend: "Your stomachs up here (points to stomach region)
Girl to her friend, " Well then it must have been my Uterus"
February 1 at 5:33pm

Mitchell Smith In JKB hallway, a couple were arguing, then started arguing in spanish to be more discreet. the guy sitting next to me says to them, "there are at least 6 ppl in this hallway that know exactly what youre saying." the couple left embarrassed. i wish i knew spanish.
February 1 at 5:20pm

Mary Howard Girl outside the Library: What? A girl can't hide in the bathroom stall anymore? I came out and got glares...
February 1 at 4:21pm

Jon Youd In JKB computer lab:
Guy 1- So where did you guys go on your honeymoon?
Guy 2- We went up to Logan.
Guy 1- .......oh cool!
February 1 at 3:21pm

Katie Robison The first date I went on at BYU (Freshman year) was with a senior... we got ice cream at McDonalds and drove up to the park past the Provo temple. After being parked there for about 10 minutes just talking he asked me where I saw myself in two years. He was a Senior.
February 1 at 3:13pm

Rebecca Waite One of my FHE brothers-"We must procreate!!"
February 1 at 2:55pm

Ryan Howell In my Book of Mormon class with Dr.Marsh:
"Because of an increased use of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, the 3 companies have announced a merger. It will be called 'YouTwitFace."
February 1 at 2:52pm

Devin Stoker Something my friend overheard at the bus stop: [Boy talking on the phone] "No grandma I won't come live with you. I'm pretty sure its not a good idea to have someone practicing witchcraft and someone preparing for a mission in the same house."
February 1 at 2:31pm

Kassi Miller "Notice how I am holding this with both hands, like it was more important than my first-born child, who I carried around by one leg--giggling, of course, because we had that kind of relationship"
February 1 at 1:26pm

Kassi Miller Mostly everything that I basically said that I can remember…that’s a triple disclaimer…I should run for office.
February 1 at 1:23pm

Kassi Miller “Please let it nourish the snakes in our bodies.” --Praying child.
February 1 at 1:23pm

Nicole English At a BYU basketball game....

guy 1- "Go, brethren!"
(Older guy sitting a few rows behind guy 1)- "They're not the Brethren!" (said with detest)
February 1 at 12:50pm

Krissy Hall guy in my math class talking to a girl (i assume trying to flirt) "i like your sweater, its all microfiber like" haha
February 1 at 12:31pm

Madalyn Rodney Guy: Where do you live?
Girl: Wyview
Guy: ...oh...
Girl: What??
Guy: Well that's where all the premies go to...fill their canteens before their missions...
February 1 at 12:00pm

Alec Bracken After coming home from the Hot springs I said to my friend "So yea those guys in the corner were definatly smoking Marijuana..." My friend "I thought they were smoking pot?"
February 1 at 12:00pm

Britt Galbraith Girl in Brigham Square: We just bought a huge beautiful house! Now all my husband needs to do is find a job.
February 1 at 11:31am

William Lange Girl at a football game calling to FSU players: "I hope you grow a unibrow!"
February 1 at 11:30am

Overheard @ BYU LDS History Teacher [after someone told her that her friends were saying incorrect things about Joseph Smith]: "Why don't you bring your friends over for some lunch? If the food doesn't kill him, the conversation might."
February 1 at 11:25am

Overheard @ BYU Wow! We've gained 200 fans in 2 days. Crazy! So let me reward you with another great quote from my LDS History teacher...
February 1 at 11:24am

Alec Bracken In my biology class my professor accidentally put a Chalk mark on the wall. Professor "I know I know mom always said don't write on the wall... well guess what... MOM'S DEAD!!!!" Same professor "I layed this very flower in my father's grave before we closed the casket... then we torpedoes him to the center of the earth...!!" He loves his parents...
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February 1 at 10:08am

Wesley Claiborne At BYU basketball game, guy behind us "that was a very democratic move!"
February 1 at 10:04am

Alec Bracken While walking to the Wilk "You know what I love about scout shirts? They are always trendy..."
February 1 at 9:25am

Micah Hodges Guy in front of us during the BYU vs. Florida State Football game (Directed toward the ref.): "What kind of call was that!?! You test-tube baby!!!"
February 1 at 12:46am

Caitlin Joy Stitt by hfac: "well baby jesus had 7 horcruxes, didn't he?'
good.
February 1 at 12:22am

Skyler Dunford "My ex-fiance became my girlfriend again, and then my girlfriend became my ex-girlfriend...I don't even know how everything happened"

That just made me feel bad for the guy...
February 1 at 12:22am

Natasha نادية Watts Overheard walking through the JKB: "Yeah, my mother-in-law can't bring the spleen anymore. . . "
February 1 at 12:11am

January 31

Devan Kelsey Spencer girls sitting behind me in math class... "so I can't hang out tonight cause I'm going ring shopping with my best friend." "Oh fun, are you going with her and her fiance?" "No, he's not coming." "Oh. Did he like give you a limit or anything?" "No, she can pick out whatever ring she wants."
January 31 at 9:36pm

Joe Edler Avid fan talking to a bunch of other fans: " hey i have a big gaping vag, but then again, what zoob doesnt?"
January 31 at 8:38pm

Devin Stoker Guy talking to girl while walking in the library: "Come on, just touch it. I promise it's not as hairy as my toe."
January 31 at 7:47pm

Jennie Terry Kid reading newspaper ad for soda pop sale on Sunday, "That's 29 cents for a can of damnation."
January 31 at 5:49pm

Kathryn Hansen Two guys walking out of a bathroom:
Guy one: Ya man, I'm just going to freaking ask her
Guy two: ya bro! just do it
Guy one: I'll just be like listen! Do you wanna cuddle, or not?
January 31 at 5:16pm

Stephanie Michelle Robinson Living Prophets teacher asks, "Do you know who called and offered our football coach his job?"
The kid sitting behind me whispers, "Jesus!"
January 31 at 4:50pm

Ethan Taylor Marston "Now, when I say personal favorite I don't mean for eating, I mean for putting in vacuum chambers." - Dr. Sevy, chem teacher
January 31 at 11:44am


Robert E Jackson "Dude! That's tight! Like unto a dish!"
January 31 at 1:51am


Rémy Catherine Morgan Dr. Bergeson: So as you're accelerating upwards in an elevator, the
floor exerts a force on you. And you should be really glad it does or
else you would crash through the floor and go down down down down...
down.. all the way to the testing center. Because we all know that's
where it is. "Welcome to Hell! Here's your #2 pencil!"
January 31 at 1:42am

Jenny Longenecker Two guys at a football game: "It's all about commitment. It's like marriage! You just gotta do it!"
January 31 at 1:13am

William Lange Some girl walking behind me: "You know, I just can't wait to get married and have some babies!"
January 31 at 12:42am

January 30

Laurie Petrakovitz Fav quote from old roomie: "I do NOT have a mote in my eye, Beam-girl!"
January 30 at 11:12pm

Allison Goett Gentleman right outside the Cannon: "So, what are you girls, sophomores, juniors?" Girls: "We're Freshman" * girlish giggling *
January 30 at 8:34pm

Alli Wiser My chemistry teacher, Dr. Lamb: "By the way things are going today, I better not even try or else I'll burn my hands off!"
January 30 at 8:33pm

Brooke Boggess Guy in Cannon Center: "She doesn't have a middle name? That's like being our age and not having a patriarchal blessing!"
January 30 at 5:12pm

Stacy Mero Two guys arguing between classes.
Guy One: "Are you serious?"
Guy Two: "Absolutely! Captain Moroni could totally take Ammon!"
Guy One: "Ammon would cut his ARMS off!"
Guy Two: "You are an idiot!"
January 30 at 3:40pm

Kat Webb Religions Professor: "If I said 'Damn You', It'd be swearing. If the Lord says 'Damn You', you're going to hell." Same Department, Different Professor: "There's a reason why Dell rhymes with hell."
January 30 at 2:53pm

Brittany Stevenson "When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs." -English 315 Teacher Heidi Yates
January 30 at 2:52pm

Overheard @ BYU Over 100 fans! Woot! Anyone can post so keep an ear out (especially at the BYU v. Utah game today... I'm sure that'll be a gold mine of silly things said! Lol)
January 30 at 2:22pm

Madison Ramsden "Reactive sounds vague to you? Death sounds pretty definite to me." -Dr. Macedone
January 30 at 10:36am

January 29, 2010

Overheard @ BYU Girl after humanities class: "I'm going to go take a SHOOOOOOOOWWWER!"
January 29 at 12:55pm

January 28, 2010

Karen Chandler "I didn't know you could TAKE that many math classes!!"
January 28 at 12:33pm